The Jokes Thread

[pcfan123]

Im going to start banning people from posting in this thread

Mark added 0 Minutes and 42 Seconds later...

Do elephants have babies?
No! They have baby elephants.

There are no words for how lame this is. I think a part of my sense of humor died after reading this.

 

[Themer]

I love these jokes keep them up Sachin.

:laugh

 

[sachin_rocks]

have you heard of pjs?
you need to laugh at how lame they are

i found those in a non-offensive joke competition in a blog with these rules

1) No sexist jokes
2) No jokes about sex
2) No religious jokes
3) No racial jokes
4) No jokes about vegetarian and non-vegetarian
5) No jokes about geeks
6) No jokes where geeks are superior to non-geeks

can you do anything better?

I love these jokes keep them up Sachin.

:laugh

i am not as gullible as some other people

 

[-D-S-B-]

Who would want to take part in that competition, I mean no Racist jokes? Come on.

 

[Varun]

Who would want to take part in that competition, I mean no Racist jokes? Come on.

Meet, he doesn't care.

 

[Themer]

i am not as gullible as some other people

Huh? I was being serious.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Lol seriously sachins jokes are so cheesy, they're funny.

 

[thedon5]

There should probably be a special dry jokes thread for Meet and sachin .

@sachin: You will find many jokes in this thread which fit under those rules, and the difference between them and yours are they are actually funny.

 

[sachin_rocks]

@sachin: You will find many jokes in this thread which fit under those rules, and the difference between them and yours are they are actually funny.

as i said again haven't you heard of pjs ?

and i know my jokes are not funny but i love the posts when they want to bash the bad jokes i WILL keep posting bad jokes there is no rule against it

sachin_rocks added 15 Minutes and 54 Seconds later...

A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!

 

[MaD]

LOL!

 

[Bounce]

A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!

A silly joke, but managed to get a smile on my face.

 

[AkshayS]

as i said again haven't you heard of pjs ?

and i know my jokes are not funny but i love the posts when they want to bash the bad jokes i WILL keep posting bad jokes there is no rule against it

Best joke for the page, these lines surely made me laugh.:laugh

 

[Prithvi]

Wow, awesome joke and Tweet of the day.

gauravkapur

Ha ha. Tweet of the day. RT@ankurtewari: Should I pay my credit card bill through my credit card?

:laugh

 

[thedon5]

as i said again haven't you heard of pjs ?

and i know my jokes are not funny but i love the posts when they want to bash the bad jokes i WILL keep posting bad jokes there is no rule against it

sachin_rocks added 15 Minutes and 54 Seconds later...

A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!

You're absolutely right, you will just be hated more than ever by everyone, as usual I guess...

 

[Varun]

You're absolutely right, you will just be hated more than ever by everyone, as usual I guess...

Look at his reps.