The Jokes Thread
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blake
School Cricketer
Ha ha ha ha
Dutchmen
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He
doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man
pulls out his phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the
operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a
shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man
pulls out his phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the
operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a
shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
You haven't discovered much of his posts.
Varun
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:laugh He is one of the best posters from India. Don't you know that? That won him the Best New Member award.
sachin_rocks
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I agree user is one of the best posters but he is frustrated also he clerly stated in one of the thread he is frustrated
sachin_rocks
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Posted on this thread many times
Abhas
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^^ it was apparently joke of the year some years ago. Disappointing.
sachin_rocks
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Do elephants have babies?
No! They have baby elephants.
No! They have baby elephants.
Cricketdude
Chairman of Selectors
not funny
Varun
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Was that a joke?
sachin_rocks
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?What?s that?
?It?s bean salad?
?I don?t care what it?s been. What is it now??
A Bear walks into a bar and says ?I want a gin????.. and tonic.?
The bartender asks ?Why the big pause??
The Bear looks down and says ?I don?t know, I?ve always had them.?
Knock knock
? Who?s there?
Impatient cow.
? Impa..
MOO!
3 men at work when the boss walks in. He has had an amazing meeting and won a huge contract.
He calls the men into his office one at a time?.Sing me a song that is unique that has a dog in it and you can go home..
man1: She ain?t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time.
Boss: Home you go.
man2: How much is that doggy in the window
Boss: Well done off home
man3: Thinks for a ages and sings ?Strangers in the night..?
Boss: That song has no dog in it
Man3: It does let me finish ?Strangers in the night exchanging glances?scobie dobedoo
a chicken walks into library and says ?book! book! book-book-book!? to the librarian.
The librarian gives it a book and the chicken leaves.
Twenty minutes later, the chicken returns with the book, drops it at the librarian?s feet.
The chicken says, ?book! book! book-book-book!?.
Again, the librarian gives the chicken a book, it takes the book and leaves.
Twenty minutes later, the chicken return, and asks for another book.
The librarian gives it a book, but this time the librarian decides to follow the chicken to see what it?s doing.
The librarian follows the chicken out of the library, across the road (now you know why!), across a meadow, along a creek and to a log where there sits a big green frog.
The chicken drops the book at the feet of the frog, and the frog says ?
Reddit-Reddit! Reddit-Reddit!
Why did Jan sneak by quietly past the drug store?
He didn?t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
?Why did the chicken cross the web??
?To get to the other site.?
Have you heard the one about the broken pencil?
Never mind, it?s pointless.
A piece of string walks into a bar. He hops up onto a stool and yells to the bartender, ?Hey! Gimme a drink!? The bartender picks up the string and throws it into the street. The string thinks, ?I?ll show ?im. I?ll go back in disguise, he won?t know it?s me, and at the last minute I?ll humiliate him. So the string contorts its body into a whole different shape, and frizzes its hair. It goes back ain, hops onto the stool and asks for a drink. The bartender says, ?You?re that piece of string I threw out 5 minutes ago.? The string answers, ?No. I?m a frayed knot.?
?It?s bean salad?
?I don?t care what it?s been. What is it now??
A Bear walks into a bar and says ?I want a gin????.. and tonic.?
The bartender asks ?Why the big pause??
The Bear looks down and says ?I don?t know, I?ve always had them.?
Knock knock
? Who?s there?
Impatient cow.
? Impa..
MOO!
3 men at work when the boss walks in. He has had an amazing meeting and won a huge contract.
He calls the men into his office one at a time?.Sing me a song that is unique that has a dog in it and you can go home..
man1: She ain?t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time.
Boss: Home you go.
man2: How much is that doggy in the window
Boss: Well done off home
man3: Thinks for a ages and sings ?Strangers in the night..?
Boss: That song has no dog in it
Man3: It does let me finish ?Strangers in the night exchanging glances?scobie dobedoo
a chicken walks into library and says ?book! book! book-book-book!? to the librarian.
The librarian gives it a book and the chicken leaves.
Twenty minutes later, the chicken returns with the book, drops it at the librarian?s feet.
The chicken says, ?book! book! book-book-book!?.
Again, the librarian gives the chicken a book, it takes the book and leaves.
Twenty minutes later, the chicken return, and asks for another book.
The librarian gives it a book, but this time the librarian decides to follow the chicken to see what it?s doing.
The librarian follows the chicken out of the library, across the road (now you know why!), across a meadow, along a creek and to a log where there sits a big green frog.
The chicken drops the book at the feet of the frog, and the frog says ?
Reddit-Reddit! Reddit-Reddit!
Why did Jan sneak by quietly past the drug store?
He didn?t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
?Why did the chicken cross the web??
?To get to the other site.?
Have you heard the one about the broken pencil?
Never mind, it?s pointless.
A piece of string walks into a bar. He hops up onto a stool and yells to the bartender, ?Hey! Gimme a drink!? The bartender picks up the string and throws it into the street. The string thinks, ?I?ll show ?im. I?ll go back in disguise, he won?t know it?s me, and at the last minute I?ll humiliate him. So the string contorts its body into a whole different shape, and frizzes its hair. It goes back ain, hops onto the stool and asks for a drink. The bartender says, ?You?re that piece of string I threw out 5 minutes ago.? The string answers, ?No. I?m a frayed knot.?
