The Jokes Thread

[Themer]

I picked this tart up and said "Right, back to your place for a fearsome tweak."

She said "No, I'm on my period, but you can come in for a drink if you like."

I said "What do you think I am, a tweaking vampire?"

 

[Bounce]

Good one Themer.

 

[Sahil 7]

Good Joke Themer :banana2

 

[Pranav]

A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99' ".

The guy obeys and says,"99".

The doctor says, "Great, now turn over on your left side and again, while repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99".

Again, the guy says, '99'."

The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your 'stick' to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The guy begins, "One ... Two ...Three..."

 

[Gurjot95]

^ Lol, Good one :laugh

 

[deathrevenge9]

The way you changed 'd*ck' to 'stick' was amazing :laugh.

 

[Sahil 7]

good one pranav :laugh

 

[blake]

The way you changed 'd*ck' to 'stick' was amazing :laugh.

I must have a terrible sense of humour as I didn't really find that funny.

 

[Bounce]

I must have a terrible sense of humour as I didn't really find that funny.

Not funny but innovative stuff.

Good one Pranav.

 

[Prithvi]

Class room is just like a train.
first two benches are Reserved Coaches.
Middle 3-7 benches are general/ Un reserved compartments.
Last two benches are SLEEPER COACHES..:laugh

 

[Gaurav_7]

Stop putting all ridiculous sms forwards here.

 

[Themer]

T.V man came to the door. "You got a TV licence?"
I said "No"

"Well you've got an aerial."

I said "I've got milk in the fridge too, but I don't have a cow in here."

 

[Leggie]

What do you call an orange prostitute?

Orange pay as you go.

 

[Bounce]

Stop putting all ridiculous sms forwards here.

You surely are a pretty frustrated guy in life. Nowhere on the forums have I ever seen a post where you agree with anyone.

 

[Varun]

You surely are a pretty frustrated guy in life. Nowhere on the forums have I ever seen a post where you agree with anyone.

You haven't discovered much of the forums.