The Jokes Thread

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Who cares what it is, all I know is that's a classic !

 

[AkshayS]

Whats a PT sir?

someone who teaches students Physical exercises. Well, the exercises they teach are some of the crappy ones, mostly they have 16 steps in one exercise.

AkshayS added 0 Minutes and 47 Seconds later...

I'll try to post the remaining sentences too, as I have read a bungh ot them more.

 

[MuchMore]

PT = Physical Trainer

 

[Themer]

Famous last words... Anne Frank "Brb...Door"

 

[Themer]

Hahaha, great one Meet.

No one knows how to tell them like you.

:hpraise

 

[Cricketdude]

hahaha yeah. No one can tell them like meet.

 

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Reps for that one Meet!
Beauty!

 

[Themer]

Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films.
"Okay," I said. "You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up."

 

[pcfan123]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Mark added 1 Minutes and 24 Seconds later...

If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

 

[ZoraxDoom]

LOL @ Themer


Meet's jokes are pathetic, shame on all of you for stringing him along like this.

 

[Dutch]

Okay here is my effort. It is an old one, but hey. I still like it though. It has to be heard rather than read.



A new sailor is being show around the ship by the first mate. "Right that is about everything...oh no, I haven't shown you the wheels yet!"

"Wheels?" asks the new bloke.

"Yeah, stick your head threw this portal, lean right forward and you will see them at the bottom of the ship!"

He obliges....."Mmmmm, I can't see any........ wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Chewie]

Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films.
"Okay," I said. "You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up."

LOL nice

 

[Shaun Tait]

i was lying in bed with my blonde girlfriend last night when she said, "i think my boobs are too small, i'm going to get a boob job."

"hmm," i replied, "my hands are too small... What do you think i should do?"

"do you want a hand job?"

she's a keeper.

hahaha lol

 

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LOL @ Themer


Meet's jokes are pathetic, shame on all of you for stringing him along like this.

They genuinely make me laugh.

 

[Chewie]

Meet's jokes don't make me laugh :sarcasm Themer's are great though