Themer
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Apart from Humans, the only animal that enjoys having sex is a Dolphin.
I had to shag a LOT of animals to find that out.
I had to shag a LOT of animals to find that out.
The Jokes Thread
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AngryPixel
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What goes in hard and pink,
Comes out soft and mushy ???
Chewing gum.
Comes out soft and mushy ???
Chewing gum.
Ahmad94
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I see themer is a big fan of sickepedia, am I wrong Themer ?
Themer
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Wrong. I think them up all by myself.
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Themer provides the jokes to them!
Ahmad94
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Dutch
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So Picasso gets to heavens door where Saint Peter is there to greet him; "hello and who might you be?"
"I am Picasso the wonderful and surrealistic painter of the twentieth century who brought great joy to many people with his art."
"Ah", says Peter, "anybody can say that. I am afraid you'll need to prove it."
He gives Picasso some paints and all the stuff and within no-time Picasso has painted a briliant masterpiece.
"Welcome Picasso and enjoy your time here."
Next Bertrand Russel arriv?s and meets Peter.
"Hello and who might you be?"
"I am Betrand Russel the great philospher and thinker who brought sound reasoning and great thoughts to the lives of many people."
"Ah" says Peter "anyone can say he is Betrand Russel, you will need to prove it."
So Bertrand holds a splendid and thorougly thought-provoking resume of the entire history of philosphy with stunning excellence.
"Welcome my son and enjoy your time in heaven."
Next George Bush arrives.
"Hello and who might you be?"
"I am George Bush and I did lots of important things on earth."
"Ah well anyone can say they are George Bush. You will need to prove it. Picasso had to prove it and Bertrand Russel."
"Who the hell is this Picasso and this Bertrand Russel guy???" says George.
Welcome my son and enjoy your time in heaven??.
"I am Picasso the wonderful and surrealistic painter of the twentieth century who brought great joy to many people with his art."
"Ah", says Peter, "anybody can say that. I am afraid you'll need to prove it."
He gives Picasso some paints and all the stuff and within no-time Picasso has painted a briliant masterpiece.
"Welcome Picasso and enjoy your time here."
Next Bertrand Russel arriv?s and meets Peter.
"Hello and who might you be?"
"I am Betrand Russel the great philospher and thinker who brought sound reasoning and great thoughts to the lives of many people."
"Ah" says Peter "anyone can say he is Betrand Russel, you will need to prove it."
So Bertrand holds a splendid and thorougly thought-provoking resume of the entire history of philosphy with stunning excellence.
"Welcome my son and enjoy your time in heaven."
Next George Bush arrives.
"Hello and who might you be?"
"I am George Bush and I did lots of important things on earth."
"Ah well anyone can say they are George Bush. You will need to prove it. Picasso had to prove it and Bertrand Russel."
"Who the hell is this Picasso and this Bertrand Russel guy???" says George.
Welcome my son and enjoy your time in heaven??.
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Ahmad94
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^finally something that is good and not sexually orientated
Themer
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George Bush is asexual?
P
pcfan123
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Don't be afraid of sex. You might even get to have some eventually
P
pcfan123
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt
sami ullah khan
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Something is wrong with your joke Dutchad. I don't see Bush ending up in heaven. He will be happily sharing a room with Saddam in hell.
