The Jokes Thread

[pcfan123]

in 5 days I will be partying harder than most of you could ever hope to.

I've got a bad ass beach house booked in San Fran Bay and my friend who lives out there has a medical marijuana card.

Hopefully there is enough for all my teddy bears

 

[puddleduck]

in 5 days I will be partying harder than most of you could ever hope to.

I've got a bad ass beach house booked in San Fran Bay and my friend who lives out there has a medical marijuana card.

Hopefully there is enough for all my teddy bears

Sweet Yeah you said you were heading off to San Fran. I am mighty jealous, although a medical marijuana card woud probably mean I didn't actually make it to any of the parties heh

 

[pcfan123]

There will be plenty of gambling too, I decided to fly into Reno, spend a few nights at a casino, rent a car and drive to San Fran.

Need gambling!

 

[puddleduck]

There will be plenty of gambling too, I decided to fly into Reno, spend a few nights at a casino, rent a car and drive to San Fran.

Need gambling!

Sounds like an excellent plan Couldn't have planned that one better myself.

 

[pcfan123]

I hope to do better this time. Last time around I was thrown out of the casino. I completely misunderstood the crap tables

 

[Dutch]

I hope to do better this time. Last time around I was thrown out of the casino. I completely misunderstood the crap tables

Not to mention the ugly brawl that ensued after you accepted the invitation to Poker........

 

[The Rock]

So I just received an infraction for posting a joke and was told to tone things down. Here's an awesome one then,

Wife to Husband: You dont love me at all
Husband points towards his three sons and says: Do you think I downloaded them from Google?

HAHAHAHAHAHA p


@Mark - I hope you will add this one into your list.! :

 

[AbhishekS]

So I just received an infraction for posting a joke

You need to realize that PlanetCricket is a place of negativity and trying to make someone laugh can land you in serious trouble. Spreading happiness is a sin on PlanetCricket.

 

[Dipak]

So I just received an infraction for posting a joke and was told to tone things down. Here's an awesome one then,

Wife to Husband: You dont love me at all
Husband points towards his three sons and says: Do you think I downloaded them from Google?

HAHAHAHAHAHA p


@Mark - I hope you will add this one into your list.! :

ZOMG!!!!! LOOOOL!!!!! I am still laughing. This joke is really really really amazing. I have never laughed so much in my life. Surely Mark is gonna use this in his next party or whatever. Even the greatest comedian can't dig out such a great joke from the depth of his mind. I am gonna steal this and use it on FB.

EDIT: It's already got 67935 likes & 8347 comments and people enjoyed it a lot. Surely would go down the history books.



*No offense The Rock*

 

[barmyarmy]

You need to realize that PlanetCricket is a place of negativity and trying to make someone laugh can land you in serious trouble. Spreading happiness is a sin on PlanetCricket.

That post made me smile. You're banned...

 

[Dutch]

You need to realize that PlanetCricket is a place of negativity and trying to make someone laugh can land you in serious trouble. Spreading happiness is a sin on PlanetCricket.

Glad to see you doing your best to keep that standard up......

 

[pcfan123]

If spreading happiness is a sin then I get to cast the first stone!

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Here is my attempt at an Indian style joke


Boy 1: What is difference between man and womans

Boy 2: Womans having the boobs

Boy1: No because fat mans also having booobs


hahahah good jokings!

 

[puddleduck]

Heh

 

[Themer]

Lets all bash India.

Failed my Politics exam. The question was "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world".

Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.

 

[Themer]

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A lift.