The Jokes Thread

[Biggy]

If spreading happiness is a sin then I get to cast the first stone!

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Here is my attempt at an Indian style joke


Boy 1: What is difference between man and womans

Boy 2: Womans having the boobs

Boy1: No because fat mans also having booobs


hahahah good jokings!

Still better than an indian joke. Made me laugh. Probably because you were being sarcastic though.

 

[ste_mc_efc]

What's the difference between men and women?

Sachin Tendulkar.

 

[Themer]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause there was an Ipl match there of course silly

 

[ste_mc_efc]

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

4. each one requiring 4 days living expenses, up to 230 miles travel compensation and a a bribe.

roflmao

 

[pcfan123]

Why did blonde put computer in oven?

because blonde are stupid! haha **applies whitening cream**

 

[pcfan123]

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

4. each one requiring 4 days living expenses, up to 230 miles travel compensation and a a bribe.

roflmao

good one there Ste

what you are joking is also true

 

[Villain]

Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane.

If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane. You may leave now

 

[Umair7]

Good One ^

 

[Themer]

How did Steve Irwin react when he was told how many crocodiles there are in India?

"Crore? Blimey"

Good jokings

Alternative punchlines including "He didn't he's dead" and "To get to the otherside"

 

[1iram1]

I'm drowning in tears because of these funny jokings. Keep them coming!

 

[Ahmad94]

I'm drowning in tears because of these funny jokings. Keep them coming!

I going to assume thats sarcasm, cause none of the jokes are that good

 

[ste_mc_efc]

I going to assume thats sarcasm, cause none of the jokes are that good

 

[The Rock]

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

4. each one requiring 4 days living expenses, up to 230 miles travel compensation and a a bribe.

roflmao

Here's an Indian version.

How many Indian politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Other people do it for them.



Speaking of lightbulbs in a cricket forum,

How many Ashish Nehra fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them.

 

[sami ullah khan]

^You mean his parents, right

 

[Ahmad Shah]

A girl and a boy are walking down the street when the boy says, ?Look, a dead bird!?

So the girl looks up!