The Jokes Thread

[puddleduck]

Love it. Not even blonde, just a straight up women are stupid joke. Brilliant. Not enough of them around these days...

 

[ste_mc_efc]

Here's an Indian version.

How many Indian politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Other people do it for them.

have you just not read my posts?

 

[Dutch]

Whilst looking for something clever and witty to say I couldnt think of anything. Spent too long in the Cricket 07 Downloads forum I fear but did come across this little gem:

Q: How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!!

 

[Dutch]

Effect of IPL (in a maternity hospital)



Child's father : Doctors, is it a gal or a boy..??



Doc : Well, first of all, Congratulations , it's a citi moment of success, so you can relax and take a max mobile timeout.



You know, I almost dropped the kid on the ground, but then the nurse took a Karbonn kamaal catch

and the kid is alive..



And to your question of the kid being a gal or a boy,



Well all I can say is, he is a DLF Maximum

*reminder to self*

buy bucket
buy chipfat
fill bucket with hot chipfat
stick head in bucket

 

[puddleduck]

Effects of IPL in a hospital. (I'm winging this by the way).

Dr. Doctor: Knock knock.
Chicken: Who's there?
Englishman: A Blonde.
Irishman: To get to the other side!

 

[pcfan123]

Dr: "It's a DLF Maximum"

Dad: "What does that mean?"

Dr: "He's retarded"

 

[Villain]

Effects of IPL in a hospital. (I'm winging this by the way).

Dr. Doctor: Knock knock.
Chicken: Who's there?
Englishman: A Blonde.
Irishman: To get to the other side!

Dr: "It's a DLF Maximum"

Dad: "What does that mean?"

Dr: "He's retarded"

*reminder to self*

buy bucket
buy chipfat
fill bucket with hot chipfat
stick head in bucket

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[Dutch]

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Best Monsoon quote:

Avoid meeting ur girl friend during monsoon...
OR
She will become a
Mom soon

You do realise that this is the jokes thread?

 

[pcfan123]

Was waiting for that, at least you won't be sticking your head in any ovens

 

[Ahmad94]

Was waiting for that, at least you won't be sticking your head in any ovens

Matter of time, with some on these jokes

 

[shravi]

Best Monsoon quote:

Avoid meeting ur girl friend during monsoon...
OR
She will become a
Mom soon

I get it. During monsoons you are having the sex so she is becoming the pregnants. haha legend. good jokings!

 

[Ahmad94]

^i think we all get it but it only funny if you not mature or have just learned what sex is.

 

[Villain]

You do realise that this is the jokes thread?

2 people laughed at the joke and many liked that ipl one on facebook.If you don't find it funny that's your problem,no one told you to read it/add a rep or something.We already had abused in the C07 downloads forum.Nothing much to say.

 

[Dutch]

2 people laughed at the joke and many liked that ipl one on facebook.If you don't find it funny that's your problem,no one told you to read it/add a rep or something.We already had abused in the C07 downloads forum.Nothing much to say.

You have every right to post whatever "jokes" you like, as I have every right to comment on them. Don't take it to harshly me old mate. It is just a bit of fun. I for one do remember that this is the jokes forum. What you are on about the C07 forum I have no idea.

 

[pcfan123]

I will fight for yashdudes right to tell horribly lame jokes that no one finds funny.