The Jokes Thread

[fieory pheonix]

That's such an silly and an lame joke.

 

[pcfan123]

I love the meta-humour of this thread. The Jokes thread has, itself, turned into a Joke of a thread. Brilliant.

had the most meta moment ever a few days ago.

Guy on a forum asked for the link to the "let me good that for you site"

needless to say the meta ness was off the charts

 

[Ahmad94]

If John Terry, who earns ?150k a week, is found guilty, he'll get fined ?2,500.

Feels a bit like putting Hitler on the naughty step.

 

[barmyarmy]

A Higgs Bosun walks into a Catholic Church. Priest asks it what it's doing there. "Well you know father, you can't have mass without me".

 

[Themer]

Feels a bit like putting Hitler on the naughty step.

Do you feel Hitler shouldn't be on the naughty step then? I think its quite clear he was naughty personally.

 

[Villain]

Removed..

 

[Epic]

Rodney Marsh to Ian Botham in an Ashes match: ?So how?s your wife and my kids?? Ian Botham?s reply ? ?The wife?s fine. The kids are retarded!?

Ten Most ?Hilarious? Sledging incidents in World Cricket ? My Sports Blog

 

[Epic]

Another one from the site.

To ease the pressure on himself, Sunil Gavaskar had decided to come lower down the order and bat at No 4 for that particular match. But, Malcolm Marshall fired out Anshuman Gaekwad and Dilip Vengsarkar for ducks, setting the stage for Gavaskar to walk in at 0/2. Viv Richards said ?Man, it don?t matter where you come in to bat, the score is still zero.?

 

[spooony]

This new "in private" browsing mode in Internet Explorer is rubbish. Everyone in the internet cafe can still see me wanking.

 

[spooony]

I usually just put a bag over my head.....until she complained to the manager....

Drunk chicks think your hot

 

[puddleduck]

I'm not a fan of r*pe jokes, but then people are always telling me I take my work too seriously.

 

[spooony]

Who was the greatest prostitute in history ? Ms Pacman, for 25 cents that biatch swallowed balls till she died

 

[Dutch]

Who was the greatest prostitute in history ? Ms Pacman, for 25 cents that biatch swallowed balls till she died

Is that what prostitutes do then? Swallow balls?

 

[ste_mc_efc]

Is that what prostitutes do then? Swallow balls?

Also i don't think she'd make a very good prostitute anyway. Maybe best value for money, but she doesn't even have breasts.

 

[Dutch]

Also i don't think she'd make a very good prostitute anyway. Maybe best value for money, but she doesn't even have breasts.

And she kicks on fruit......