The Jokes Thread

[Ahmad94]

I will start of the bad joke trend.
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

 

[pcfan123]

Lets get this on track.......

If emotional scars were visible, porn would be disgusting.

 

[Ahmad94]

This one actually made me laugh

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

 

[6ry4nj]

This one actually made me laugh

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

And the purple one replied, "You're just jealous!"

 

[Themer]

And the blue one just sat in the corner weeping.

Haha good jokings.

 

[Biggy]

King of jokers!!11!!

 

[Dutch]

Now for something actually funny.....

Monty Python Best Sketch #4 - YouTube

and even better....

Monty Python's Flying Circus: Mr. Hilter - YouTube


Seen so often but it is ****ing brilliant....

 

[Sulaiman7]

Randy Orton's birthday is on 1 april , and on 1 April its April fool day .

 

[puddleduck]

Je ne comprends pas.

 

[Auwais]

I tried changing my PlanetCricket password to "penis" but it said it wasn't long enough.

 

[pcfan123]

I tried changing my PlanetCricket password to "penis" but it said it wasn't long enough.

Yes we are aware of this error. It only occurs when using the India skin to browse the forum. Please use any other, even the 90 year old Chinese man skin

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I love the meta-humour of this thread. The Jokes thread has, itself, turned into a Joke of a thread. Brilliant.

 

[Sahil 7]

I tried changing my PlanetCricket password to "penis" but it said it wasn't long enough.

hehe that's brilliant liked it

 

[sami ullah khan]

I tried changing my PlanetCricket password to "penis" but it said it wasn't long enough.

You could have tried typing "eight inch sausage".

 

[Auwais]

Thanks for that mental image of a 90 year old Chinese man, Mark...