Ahmad94
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I mis-read this word, and this completely changed the meaning of the joke
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I mis-read this word, and this completely changed the meaning of the joke
Gurjot95
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You just gotta love PC swearing filters.
SiriusBlack
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sami ullah khan
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Don't we all miss Themer 
Cactus Jack
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Here's a good old cricket joke.
Why doesn't Inzamam have any credit with him? Because all credit goes to the boys.
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I walked into the Boss's office and handed him a pear.
"What's this for?" He asked.
"I pay rise." I replied. "My wife asked me to grow it first and then ask you."
Why doesn't Inzamam have any credit with him? Because all credit goes to the boys.
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I walked into the Boss's office and handed him a pear.
"What's this for?" He asked.
"I pay rise." I replied. "My wife asked me to grow it first and then ask you."
Pranav
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An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER: $5.00
HAMBURGER: $10.00
CHEESEBURGER: $15.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50
HAND JOB: $250.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. "May I help you sir?"
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?"
She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, "Yes sir, I sure am."
The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, "Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger."
As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER: $5.00
HAMBURGER: $10.00
CHEESEBURGER: $15.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50
HAND JOB: $250.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. "May I help you sir?"
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?"
She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, "Yes sir, I sure am."
The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, "Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger."
SiriusBlack
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^not funny at all.
Ahmad94
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^not funny at all.
Agreed. All these football jokes are getting old now.
FabregasChelsea
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Little change in it will make this funny
How do you know if someone's really old? Ask him if he saw Bangladesh win from Pakistan, live.
This is a real funny thing
SiriusBlack
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FabregasChelsea
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I am talking about cricket
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