The Jokes Thread

[Deleted member 46200]

I see, woman! get down and wash that floor... Have I been told...?[DOUBLEPOST=1488194950][/DOUBLEPOST]

My exact reaction to that silly, funny joke.

I don't think the video that I see now loaded.

 

[Till Valhalla]

I see, woman! get down and wash that floor... Have I been told...?

It's pocha and the one of the only photos I can find on google.

 

[Deleted member 46200]

It's pocha and the one of the only photos I can find on google.

Wish I can dress like her around my office. Looks very comfortable.

 

[zwarrior]

 

[Fake Passport]

Removed.

 

[Alexei.]

There is a group in FB , "idiotically" called "HD Studioz"

Now , the fun part comes

Spoiler

They are selling

Spoiler

Cricket 07 Patches for 50-100 INR

HD StudioZ | Facebook

@Perfect Square (it was urs)

 

[Perfect Square]

@Perfect Square (it was urs)

Nope. Mine was HR Studios.

 

[Alexei.]

Nope. Mine was HR Studios.

Ahh good old days remember? ^_^

 

[Fake Passport]

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Bed time... Yawn!!!

 

[Yash.]

What?

 

[CerealKiller]

What?

"Yes-Oui-Si-Ja" = Yes we see ya

 

[Deleted member 46200]

I have joined the Volvo drivers club and proud of our safe middle class XC90 however, since buying it I have heard these and thus will share.

Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So Volvo owners have a safe place to walk home.

Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and a Porcupine?
A: When it comes to a Volvo, the prick is on the inside.

Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Volvos?
A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.

Q: How do you make a Volvo go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What is the difference between a Volvo and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

Q: Why are the latest Volvos so aerodynamically designed?
A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.

Q: What is the aim of a Volvo project car?
A: An attempt to keep their car running.

Q: What is the difference between a Volvo and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.

Q: Why are Volvo dealers giving away a dog with each Volvo sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.

Q: How do you double the value of a Volvo?
A: Fill the tank with petrol.

Q: What did the Toyota say to the Volvo?
A: Would you like a tow home?

Q: What do you call a Volvo at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.

Q: What do you call two Volvos at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call a Volvo with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow

Q: What is the Volvo owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.

Q: What do you call a Volvo with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.

 

[Deleted member 46200]

What's the difference between out laws and in laws...? Out laws are wanted.

 

[AliB]

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