The Jokes Thread

[Realuaam]

Sorry @Rohit Gokul Sharma

 

[GOKUL RAJ K]

Sorry @Rohit Gokul Sharma

Y bro sorry no need every one will be having doubt. So y sorry

 

[AliB]

Spoiler: QUESTION

20Km bridge.The bridge can hold 20 tonnes. Only one vehicle can go. A truck of 20 tonnes is moving in the bridge at the middle of bridge a crow sat on the top of the truck and the bridge didn't broke. CAN YOU SAY ME THE ANSWER

@AK MODS @Manish. @yuvican @Mughal Usman @Lasith Malinga @harry arora Plz answer this question

The fuel of the vehicle gets used up thus it can hold the weight of the crow.

 

[GOKUL RAJ K]

The fuel of the vehicle gets used up thus it can hold the weight of the crow.

Correct bro

 

[Manish.]

Here a question for you

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You can change any 3 dots from the picture and resultant output must be reverse of the triangle. ( Triangle must be upwards )

 

[Ashutosh.]

Here a question for you

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You can change any 3 dots from the picture and resultant output must be reverse of the triangle. ( Triangle must be upwards )

Impossible

 

[Manish.]

Impossible

Sorry , I have edited the question check it out now .

 

[Ashutosh.]

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[Yash.]

@Manish.

 

[Manish.]

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Perfect , kiu

 

[Ashutosh.]

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@Manish.

 

[Alexei.]

If no one loves you, Remember : *NAWAZ SHARIF LOVES YOU TOO" @CerealKiller

 

[Ashutosh.]

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

 

[Princess Saffron]

Why did the Irish man call his 2 goldfish One and Two?

Because if One dies he still has Two.

(My colleague told me this recently and i just didn't get it at first!)

 

[Princess Saffron]

A guy was driving a van along the motorway when he came across a broken down van, he stopped to help the driver, 'hey mate', he shouted, 'need any assistance ', 'well yes i do' came the reply, 'i have 5 chimps in the van and i want to take them to Chester Zoo, will you take them for me if i pay you 100 quid' 'of course i will' replied the first guy and they loaded the chimps into his van, after accepting the 100 quid he drove off with them. 2 hours later the guy with the broken down van was still stuck on the motorway and spots the helpful driver who still had the chimps, 'hey you' he shouts while flagging him down 'i gave you 100 quid to take my chimps to Chester Zoo but you still have them' ' i know i do' replied the driver 'there was change so now we're off to Alton Towers'!!