The stupidest comments you've heard at school thread

[ste_mc_efc]

How did you do that?

asked him what his views on pornography were, he went off on one how about sex scenes are ok if they are artistic, then finished by saying "so if they are of good quality, i like them

he also made a top quality pun that lesson

question "is it possible for a womans parts to seal up?"

his answer "dont beat around the bush daniel, say what you really mean"

 

[Skater]

The people sitting on the tables behind me in Maths today made me laugh with their comments.

Someone said: "I would like it if Brazil won Euro 2008".

This person was male, and quite serious. If there is anyone who is stupid here - Brazil are a South American country, not a European country and therefore they do not meet the criteria required to play in Euro 2008.

 

[usy]

This indian boy in my class: "Even i'm black"... lol

The people sitting on the tables behind me in Maths today made me laugh with their comments.

Someone said: "I would like it if Brazil won Euro 2008".

Well they are the second favourites.. ..

 

[ste_mc_efc]

brazil have just as big a chance as england

 

[Will_NA]

From the start of the tournament, Brazil had as big of a chance as England...

 

[evertonfan]

Even if England had got to tournament's final and their opposition ate a dodgy lasagne the night before, Brazil would still have a better chance of winning it.

 

[.Mob]

PE Teacher in year 7; "You don't have to score goals to win football matches"

The other team's fan could go nuts and you could be handed the game, or the other team gets like 6 of their players sent off.

 

[Adarsh]

"You've never met God, but he could exist. You've never meant Tony Blair, so he could possibly not exist. On that basis you can't say it's a fact that Tony Blair Exists."

Stupid RS teacher.

RE teachers....nuff said.

I've got loads. I'm going to pick on this girl called Lucy, whom I'm confident doesn't visit PC....

Lucy on Thursday : "I've done my homework for tomorrow. I think there's some homework for Friday too. "
We all stare at her.
She stares back, looking blank as ever.

Another one. Lucy "My friend called me. She's gonna get an operation for tonsilitis! Awww...I hope she doesn't die"
Me "Yeah, cause a lot of people die of tonsilitis" / sarcasm
Lucy stares looking gobsmacked.
Me " Not !!!! "

 

[Pakistani Army]

We were watching Planet Earth today in Biology and this girl sitting next to me asks me:
"Do elephants eat elephants?"

She is really fit and nice so I tried not to be sarcastic and said:
"Nah, they eat other stuff."

 

[Highlander999]

Was she by any chance blonde?

 

[usy]

I though blondes were cleaver?

 

[Highlander999]

In their own sort of way I suppose :

I bet they can spell clever though

 

[usy]

hahah.. thank you.

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

PE Teacher in year 7; "You don't have to score goals to win football matches"

 

[Pakistani Army]

Was she by any chance blonde?

Nope.