Things the wife does that drives you mad !!

[treva]

Not 34Ks like the woman on Embarrassing Bodies last night.

 

[puddleduck]

Give her large but manageable tits*

I suppose whilst in the realm of fantasy, could always increase the size of your own hands.

 

[pcfan123]

Don't make them too big, you don't want her back to ache.

 

[puddleduck]

Then she'll really be moaning.