Things the wife does that drives you mad !!

[Lee1981]

to refer to someone as gay is in your eyes an insult?
So you think that someone is gay because he doesn't fit into the pattern of viewing women in the way that you do?

Yes to both,, unless you agree with me on everything you must enjoy being a sausage jockey..

 

[puddleduck]

Wowzers 8 inches. Your family must be so proud. I bet there's a plaster mould of it on the fridge, marks on the wall as it grew through the years, and every Christmas, everyone talks about how lucky they all are to bare witness to you unwrap...

 

[Lee1981]

Wowzers 8 inches. Your family must be so proud. I bet there's a plaster mould of it on the fridge, marks on the wall as it grew through the years, and every Christmas, everyone talks about how lucky they all are to bare witness to you unwrap...

Wow your spot on..

 

[pcfan123]

I wanna see the family Christmas card

 

[Dutch]

Yes to both,, unless you agree with me on everything you must enjoy being a sausage jockey..

Wow. That is amazing. Well, you have got me there. Checkmate. How can I pit my wits against someone like you? Well I have been well and truely put in place on this one. No doubt about it. Good luck.

 

[Manly]

This thread is tweaking ????

 

[Highlander999]

Wowzers 8 inches. Your family must be so proud. I bet there's a plaster mould of it on the fridge, marks on the wall as it grew through the years, and every Christmas, everyone talks about how lucky they all are to bare witness to you unwrap...

Ahhhh, that gave me my second laugh of the night, the first one being watching Man U, attempt to play football, BUT BEING THRASHED BY THE MIGHTY TOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Annoyingdevil]

when she is not in the Kitchen.

 

[kashan123999]

Agreed with Dutchad,totally agreed

 

[Ahmad94]

Not married, but my girlfriend has an unbelievable annoying essex accent and the most annoying habit of saying "Shutuppp" (like in the only way is essex)

 

[ste_mc_efc]

making two "look at me i'm cool i have a girlfriend" posts is just plain sad.

 

[pcfan123]

Especially when she doesn't exist.

 

[Themer]

Not only does she not exist she has flaws. If you're going imaginary I personally wouldn't make her annoying.

Give her massive tits or summat. Or get an inflatable I hear Tom knows a man who knows a man.

 

[puddleduck]

Not only does she not exist she has flaws. If you're going imaginary I personally wouldn't make her annoying.

Give her massive tits or summat. Or get an inflatable I hear Tom knows a man who knows a man.

Is that a flaw though? Or at least it could be. As in...

She's awesome, but her tits are just too big for my hands.

 

[Themer]

Give her large but manageable tits*