Story Three Lions on the Shirt? - Match Day: Northamptonshire fight back!!!

[Ollie_H]

You know the Duckworth - Lewis clalculations are on excel?

 

[adyhorn]

It's back. Finally Tom is actually giving something back to the community.

 

[OffCutters]

You know the Duckworth - Lewis clalculations are on excel?

Yeah well i did it in my head and got it in 2 seconds.


Its not wrong. I think.

 

[Highlander999]

Just so everyone knows, the first post is edited with up to date stats, and info

This Ollie Holden, sounds like a bit of a fella.

Awesome in bed, I heard

Omfg, its back! Great comeback Tom, one of the best stories on PC is back! Oh and, by my calculations, you actually lost based on the Duckworth-Lewis Method. *Awaits Ban Hammer*

Hahaha, cheers for the kind words, not that it'll will save you

*WHAM*

There ya go

You know the Duckworth - Lewis clalculations are on excel?

What do you mean? :what

It's back. Finally Tom is actually giving something back to the community.

Yah, all grab, grab, grab

Yeah well i did it in my head and got it in 2 seconds.


Its not wrong. I think.

It better be wrong

 

[OffCutters]

The kind words were all part of the plan, guess it didnt work.

 

[Prithvi]

Great resume dude and I dint look at pics as I'm from mobile

 

[treva]

By my calculations Notts lose by 12 runs.

Good to see some great stories coming back (Mine, yours and Ollie's)

 

[Gary123]

Glad to see this is back.

 

[BKB1991]

Good to see you back Tom! We have missed quality stories here!

 

[mattfb]

Haha nice comeback mate. Love this story.

 

[Highlander999]

Deep-Fried Mars Bars! Uh-oh ​

Hmmm, I have a cheque for ?450 from my MOTM award and it is a Friday. Now a responsible sportsman would have a nice night in. But I am 19. Weatherspoons then a club? Sounds like a good idea to me.


7 hours later and in a drunken state, 5 of these were bought, with a very drunk Simon Cook, vomiting one up :o

Ah, the humble deep-fried mars bar. Only the Scottish could deep-fry it and actually sell it, yet somehow a random Scotsman who owned a chippy in deepest darkest, Cardiff sold them. I'm personally not a fan and I could tell the old body wasn't gonna be in a good state tomorrow morning (technically tomorrow morning was now, this morning)


Waking up was a bit of a pain and even more so, knowing that I would have to pitch up at the club somtime in the afternoon cause I was pretty sure we had a C&G Preliminary Match against Durham soonish. Nothing like being organised :laugh Managing to get dressed (admitedly the gf's knickers were accidently put on, I really shouldn't be driving in this state!) I was soon at the ground, and managed to look vaguely human. I was certainly better then Mr's Cook and Maynard, both who turned up in what they had been wearing the previous night. Meh, we had won, and the coach knew it so he was going easy on us.

The bad news. The match against Durham was tomorrow :crying The good news. It was at home and we didn't have to train cause of yesterday's game. I went and had a look at the XI who would be playing for us, and made a slight chang next to Cooky's name, in retaliation of cause

XI vs Durham: C&G Preliminary Trophy Match (We have to win this guys!)


1. G. Rees
2. M. Hayden
3. T. Baker smells!
4. M. Powell
5. J. Dalrymple (vc)
6. R. Grant
7. M. Wallace (wk) (C)
8. T. Maynard
9. R. Croft
10. J. Gillespie
11. S. Cook smells worse then Tom. HA! ​

"That's right. The hero is at 3. Take a note Cooky, I'm da main man here. Note this name down, cause he is gonna be the next big thing "


"There ain't anything big on you according to your gf, Tom "


"Low blow Cooky"


"Ain't that what your gf is for?"


"ENOUGH you two, kindly act older then 15 year olds."


I think we might have pushed the coach just a wee bit too far.

The highlight of the rest of the day was me getting back home and just resting up for tomorrow. By the evening the body was feeling how it should, there was no more alcohol in my system and I think I had probably lost 5 years off my life from the deep fried mars bars Oh well, best to catch an early night then and hope in the morning, my heart would still be pumping blood.....eek......

 

[Ollie_H]

I genuinely hope you get a duck tomorrow!

 

[BKB1991]

Outstanding Tom! :rtfl
Good luck for the game

 

[OffCutters]

Great update, personally i`ve got a feeling you`ll fail at 3

 

[Cricketdude]

Good update Tom. Golden duck coming.