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Interview: Pat Smear - New Band, Same Pat

Q: Hi Pat, How are you?
Pat Smear: Pleased to be here, Just spent the morning at Cindy Crawford's place. **** me she's a whiny little *****.
Q: Is there something going on between you and Cindy Crawford then?
PS: What, no? Remember that show House Of Style. It was on MTV a few years back. I used to be on it occasionally when she hosted the show. Anyhoo it was cancelled 10 years ago but she's in talks with MTV to get it back on the air.
Q: So how has things been recently, in terms of music?
PS: Well I've been touring with Germs lately. Shane West the new singer is a cool guy and we get a long well but I think it's time to take a break from the band for a bit. I've got a new project lined up which I think will be a big success, I assume that's why you wanted to interview me.
Q: Yes it is. So what can you tell us about your new project?
PS: Well I suppose you could call it a kind of grunge super band. It all started 3 months ago. I went to visit my close friend D'arcy Wretzky, former bassist for The Smashing Pumpkins. She said she was ready to get back into the music business. I already had former Pearl Jam drummer Dave Abbruzzese on board, all we needed now was a decent vocalist. I considered Shane West but he wanted to stay with Germs.
Q: Have you signed up a goo singer yet?
PS: Well I arrived hear in Britain a week ago. I went to a Hole concert. Don't worry I wasn't thinking about asking Courtney Love to join the group. Anyway opening for the band was a local girl called Tiffany Page. As soon as I heard her I knew she was perfect. This guitar playing rock chick with an I couldn't care less attitude.
Q: We know Tiffany Page, she's about to become big here and We hate to burst your bubble Pat, but she may not be as rock and roll as you think.
PS: I wouldn't be so sure. I went to talk with her backstage after the show. I don't mean to brag but she was pretty shocked to see me in front of her wanting to speak to her. Let's just say she was rather familiar with my work. Anyway we got to talking and she agreed to come back to the states with me and join the band. She kept insisting she was huge Nirvana fan every 5 minutes.
Q: I'm not sure Mercury Records will be too impressed that you nicked they're latest rising star.
PS: Well she's with us at Dirty Donut Records now.
Q: Dirty Donut Records, is that the record company you set up earlier this year?.
PS:It is indeed.
Q: Hows that going?
PS: Well we haven't signed any bands except for my new band, Water Wings.
Q:Well Pat, we must be off, we hope to hear more news about your new band Water Wings
PS: Bye Then.
Well with bands like Bush and Soundgarden reforming and then this new all star grunge band Water Wings, is this the re-birth of grunge?

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