MC: We are hearing that there has been an incident outside! Lets go there now
Josh Matthews: Yes Cole, Brian Kendrick is here being treated by paramedics after they found him unconcious on the floor. He has been brutally assaulted and recieved head and neck injuries. The WWE Tag Team Champion could be seriously injured right now. That's all I can tell you for now, I am Josh Matthews.
JL: A mystery assault? Who could it have been?
MC: Well it doesn't bode well, tonight he was supposed to be defending his Tag Title against Styles and Daniels and in a No Disqualification match! What will happen now?
(Segment Rating: 80%)
Bobby Lashley vs. Flash Funk - Singles
Match: Lashley slams Flash Funk. Funk takes a headbutt from Bobby Lashley. Funk gets slammed. Cover for a two count. Running knee lift from Bobby Lashley. Cover for a two count. Flash Funk reverses a hip toss. Stiff high kick on Lashley by Flash Funk who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Cover for a two count. Funk crushes Lashley with a big legdrop. Lashley blocks the suplex attempt. Bobby Lashley scores with a standing spinebuster
Finish: Bobby Lashley moves in for the kill. Dominator! 1....2....3
Winner: Bobby Lashley - 2nd Smackdown Royal Rumble Entrant
Aftermath: Flash Funk looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Funk has lost it!
Segment Rating: 65%
Super Crazy vs. Gregory Helms - Singles
Match: Crazy walks into a high dropkick from Gregory Helms. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Crazy is down. There's a two count on the pin. Crazy counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Super Crazy strikes Helms. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Flying reverse elbow by Super Crazy. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Crazy crushes Helms with a big legdrop. Helms counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Crazy takes a hurrancarana from Gregory Helms. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Crazy is down. Super Crazy takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine.
Finish: Super Crazy sets Gregory Helms up in the corner. One Man Spanish Fly, forget about it. 1....2...3!
Winner: Super Crazy - 3rd Smackdown! Royal Rumble Entrant
Aftermath: Super Crazy is still in the ring celebrating. Gregory Helms pushes the referee away. Gregory Helms spins Crazy around. Gregory Helms hits the Shining Wizard!
Segment Rating: 78%
Flash Funk vs. Carlito - Singles
Match: Super kick by Carlito. Spear! Funk is down and hurt. Death valley driver by Carlito, Flash Funk got planted. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Funk takes a flying neckbreaker from Carlito. There's a two count on the pin. Flash Funk takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Driven DDT by Flash Funk. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Carlito takes a hurrancarana from Flash Funk. Carlito reverses a Flash Funk hammerlock. Spinebuster by Carlito.
Finish: Flash Funk is in trouble. Inverted Neckbreaker! 1....2....3
Winner: Carlito - 4th Smackdown! Royal Rumble Entrant
Aftermath: Carlito is still in the ring celebrating. Flash Funk pushes the referee away. Flash Funk slams Carlito down. Flash Funk climbs to the top rope and hits the Scorpio Splash!
Segment Rating: 77%
King Booker vs. Sabu - Singles - WWE Velocity Television
Match: Sabu hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Sabu takes a vertical suplex. Sabu avoids a King Booker avalanche. Big clothesline on Booker. Booker takes a headbutt from Sabu. Sabu only gets knees on a splash. King Booker hits a sloppy double axe handle
Finish: Booker floors Sabu and locks in a STF! Sabu submits to the pain!
Winner: King Booker - NEW WWE Velocity Television Champion and 5th Smackdown! Royal Rumble Entrant
Aftermath: King Booker slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Sabu turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.
Segment Rating: 71%
Charlie Haas vs Test vs Jamie Noble- Triple Threat
Match:Test bodyslams Charlie Haas. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Test uses a forearm to the face. Haas kicks Test in the gut to reverse the momentum. Gut buster, Test hits hard. Noble crushes Haas with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Running knee lift from Test. Jamie Noble elbows Test in the face to break a hammerlock. Haas \ Noble whip Test into the corner. Charlie Haas whips Jamie Noble in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Tiger Driver nearly crushes the spine of Test. Misawa approves i'm sure. Jamie Noble scores with a back heel kick on Haas. Haas backdrops Jamie Noble out of a piledriver attempt. Big dropkick by Charlie Haas, who got good elevation. Test charges, Haas moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out.
Finish:Test knocks Haas to the outside, then signals for the The Grade. He reaches out of the ring for Charlie Haas...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Haas sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3!
Winner: Charlie Haas- 1st Raw Royal Rumble entrant
William Regal and Johnny Nitro vs Big Guido and Little Guido Maritato vs Viscera and The Great Khali- Triple Threat Tag Team
Match: Viscera hits a right hand on Big Guido. Big Guido receives some unexciting punishment. Tag between Viscera and The Great Khali. The Great Khali punches away at Big Guido. Powerslam from The Great Khali on Big Guido. Tag between The Great Khali and Viscera. Viscera \ Khali whip Big Guido into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Big Guido tags out to Little Guido Maritato. Guido uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Cover for a two count. Tag between Viscera and William Regal. William Regal snap suplexes Guido. Tag to The Great Khali. William Regal hits a delayed suplex on Khali. Regal tags out to Johnny Nitro. Power drive elbow by Johnny Nitro. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Tag between The Great Khali and Little Guido Maritato. Guido crushes Nitro with a big legdrop. Cover for a two count.
Finish: Nitro tags out to William Regal. Tiger Driver nearly crushes the spine of Guido. Misawa approves i'm sure. William Regal moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Power Of The Punch. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: William Regal and Johnny Nitro- 2nd and 3rd Raw Royal Rumble entrants
John Cena vs Finlay vs Batista vs Big Show- WWE Heat Television Title
Match:Back elbow connects, Finlay staggers backward. Finlay receives some punishment. Cover for a two count. Spear by Big Show. Big Show gets taken down out of nowhere. Big backdrop on Show, executed well. There's a two count on the pin. Spear by Finlay. There's a two count on the pin. Show counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Batista receives some punishment. Tag to Batista. Rude Awakening on Finlay by Batista. Batista hits a bulldog off the ropes. Fallaway slam by Batista. Spear! Finlay is down and hurt. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Batista tags out to John Cena. Flying shoulder tackle by Cena sends Finlay to the mat. Death valley driver by John Cena, Finlay got planted. Cover for a two count. Back elbow connects, Finlay staggers backward. Cover for a two count. Spinebuster by John Cena. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Finlay tags out to Big Show. Spear by Big Show. Big clothesline on Cena. Big Show fires off some right and left hands.
Finish: Cena kicks Big Show in the gut to reverse the momentum. Death valley driver by John Cena, Big Show got planted. Big Show is in trouble. FU!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: John Cena- Still Heat Television Champion and 4th Raw Royal Rumble entrant
ZoraxDoom said:Might want to try a different colour, that was hard to read
Chuck Palumbo vs Danny Basham vs Tatanka vs The Boogeyman- Fatal 4 way
Match:Tatanka with a spinning neckbreaker on Danny. Tatanka hits some punches. Cover for a two count. Nice piledriver on Danny. Danny powers out of a headlock. Back elbow connects, Tatanka staggers backward. There's a two count on the pin. Spear by Danny Basham. There's a two count on the pin. Tatanka avoids a Danny Basham avalanche. Tatanka fires off some right and left hands. Tag between Tatanka and Chuck Palumbo. Big backdrop on Danny, executed well. Full nelson slam on Chuck. Chuck Palumbo with a spinning neckbreaker on Danny. Death valley driver by Chuck Palumbo, Danny Basham got planted. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tag between Chuck Palumbo and The Boogeyman. Running clothesline from The Boogeyman, sloppily done. The Boogeyman turns Danny inside-out with a clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Danny takes a vertical suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Boogeyman hits a stump piledriver on Danny Basham, although it was quite weak in its execution. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Tag to Tatanka. Spear by Tatanka. Flying shoulder tackle by Tatanka sends Boogeyman to the mat. Tatanka hits a right hand. The Boogeyman elbows Tatanka in the face to break a hammerlock. The Boogeyman scores with a poor standing spinebuster. The Boogeyman gets whipped into the corner.
Finish:Tatanka charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Boogeyman uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!
Winner: The Boogeyman- 5th Raw Royal Rumble Entrant.
Rob Van Dan vs Tommy Dreamer vs Jimmy Wang Yang
Match:Dropkick connects, RVD goes down. Jimmy Wang Yang strikes Dreamer. RVD blocks a punch. Driven DDT by Rob Van Dam. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Nice piledriver on RVD. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Hard back suplex on Dreamer. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Dreamer counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Rob Van Dam scoops up Yang. Dreamer bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Springboard dropkick from Rob Van Dam. Nicely done. Dreamer slams Rob Van Dam. Rob Van Dam pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Hard back suplex on Yang. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher?
Finish:Rob Van Dam floors Jimmy Wang Yang...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Five Star Frog Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3!
Winner: Rob Van Dam- 6th Raw Royal Rumble Entrant
Ron Killings vs Shelton Benjamin- Singles- Intercontinental Title
Match:Killings uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Shelton is down. Cover for a two count. Shelton Benjamin reverses a hip toss. Shelton Benjamin scores with a back heel kick on Killings. Hard back suplex on Killings. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, Killings goes down. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Killings takes a flying neckbreaker from Shelton Benjamin. Ron Killings ducks a clothesline attempt. Super kick by Ron Killings. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Shelton, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Spin kick by Ron Killings to the face. Dropkick connects, Shelton goes down. Killings drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Shelton drives a thrust kick into the chest of Killings.
Finish:Power drive elbow by Shelton Benjamin. Shelton Benjamin moves in for the kill. T-Bone Suplex!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: Shelton Benjamin- New Intercontinental Champion- 7th Raw Royal Rumble Entrant
Aftermath: The fight has started up again! Shelton Benjamin attacks Killings, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.
The Hardy Boyz vs Degeneration X- Tag Team- World Tag Team titles
Match:HBK slams Matt Hardy. M.Hardy tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Triple H. DX whip M.Hardy into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Cover for a two count. Bodyslam by HHH. M.Hardy powers out of a headlock. Super kick by Matt Hardy. There's a two count on the pin. M.Hardy tags out to Jeff Hardy. J.Hardy crushes HHH with a big legdrop. Pin, but HHH is out just before the three count. Second rope flying axe handle, HHH goes down. HHH backdrops Jeff Hardy out of a piledriver attempt. Bodyslam by HHH. HHH tags out to Shawn Michaels. Jeff Hardy walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from HBK. Tag between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy.
Finish: Big backdrop on M.Hardy, executed well. Matt Hardy is in trouble. Sweet Chin Music!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: Shawn Michaels and Triple H- Still Tag Team Champions- 8th and 9th Raw Royal Rumble Entrants
Aftermath:DX rush forward to attack! The Hardy Boyz get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas.
Chris Benoit vs Chris Jericho- Singles
Match:Chris Jericho strikes Benoit. Benoit blocks a kick from Chris Jericho. Big forearm by Chris Benoit, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Chris Jericho charges, Benoit moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Springboard dropkick from Chris Benoit. Nicely done. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Jericho counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Spin kick by Chris Jericho to the face. Super frankensteiner on Benoit, who hit hard. Cover for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Chris Jericho. Nicely done. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Chris Benoit fights out of a grapple. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Pin, but Jericho is out just before the three count. Jericho drops out the back of a Chris Benoit bodyslam attempt.
Finish:Chris Benoit grabs Chris Jericho from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Jericho rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Benoit over! 1....2...3!
Winner: Chris Jericho- 9th Royal Rumble Entrant
Aftermath:Chris Benoit offers a handshake to Jericho...and he accepts it! No! Chris Jericho levels Benoit with a cheap shot right hand! Chris Jericho drops Benoit to the canvas. Chris Jericho quickly locks on the Walls Of Jericho! Chris Benoit has been floored after the match.
The Rock vs Kane- Singles- WWE Title
Match: Stiff chop lights up Kane. Kane blocks a kick from The Rock. Rock receives some punishment. The Rock charges, Kane moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Brutal powerbomb on Rock. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Rock kicks Kane in the gut to reverse the momentum. Big backdrop on Kane, executed well. Spear by The Rock. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by The Rock, Kane got planted. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Kane reverses a hip toss. Big piledriver on Rock. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Kane misses a clothesline.
Finish:Kane hooks up a suplex, but Rock flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating!
Winner: The Rock- Still WWE Champion
Aftermath:Kane grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident.