vCash Donating/Begging Thread

Can someone donate me some cash i dont have anything to bet in the casino :(
 
Anyone want Vcash? No Begging, no sort of need for that kind of a thing! Just want!? Ask it. I have some of it in my hide-out. :) :D..
 
Casino is only for guys who have vcash over 5 million. even if they loose some amount, they can earn it back in 2 or 3 tries. better avoid it.
 
33,333 to the next three people who can make me laugh at loud.
A bad attempt but here goes...

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
is this love?
GOD replied,
no dear, result is near...

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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
 
Valiant attempt. It provoked more of an inaudible chuckle, though. If no one else succeeds then the cash'll be yours. ;)
 

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