vCash Donating/Begging Thread

[sachin_rocks]

anyone wants 25000vcash???
i will give 2 people each.......

EDIT- Got the donation thanks:banana2:banana2

 

[Dutch]

Who would like to donate to my blackjack rehabilitation fund!? Thanks in advance.

 

[sachin_rocks]

ANY WANtS to DONATE SOME Vcash please:help

 

[Cricketman]

Someone make me laugh. Winner gets 250,000.

And...Go.

Still up for grabs!

 

[Dutch]

Still up for grabs!

Okay here is one of my favourite jokes, might get you chuckling, and I need the money!


A pommie has just emmigrated to the remote outback of Australia. His neighbour,being a friendly type of person comes over and chats to him:

"G'day mate! Nice to have ya here. You should come over to my place on Friday evening. We 're gonna have a party...a real good party...there's gonna be booze and sex of all kinds....whatever tickles ya fancy....anything goes, abso-bloody-lutely anything!"

"Oh thanks. That sounds like fun. What should I wear?"

"Wear whatever you like mate; It's only going to be me and you!"

 

[Varun]

:shout What's the point of joking here?

 

[Dutch]

:shout What's the point of joking here?

Whats the point of the little screws you always find rolling about kitchen draws, that is the real question......................

 

[age of the fall]

I'm rather poor when it comes to Vcash, but I'm in a giving mood. So, the first person to post from the following countries(Just the 8 test nations) gets 20K.

Australia
England
New Zealand
India
Pakistan
Bangladesh
West Indies
South Africa
One Other country.

Also, 10 unique people can guess the first letter of my middle name. If somebody gets it, they'll get 20K

 

[Dutch]

The Netherlands?? As in one other country....I am from there......

 

[Simbazz]

Poker anyone? C'mon someone must be interested on a Sunday!

 

[pcfan123]

Hey Simbazz, i am in for some poker, just need to step out for a bit to get some food. Back in about 20 minutes, will see you in the poker room hopefully

 

[Simbazz]

Give me a quick PM, or give me a shout in here, I'll go sit in the room but I cant promise I'll see when you arrive

 

[Dutch]

Which kind sir wants to see their name light up in my signature as a reward for giving me vcash????? I need to play poker/blackjack but have lost it all....


come now fine fellows and be a sport.......all offers accepted (as long as its is useable) (Yes I am a cheap **** and will do anything fo a few quid)

 

[Simbazz]

Which kind sir wants to see their name light up in my signature as a reward for giving me vcash????? I need to play poker/blackjack but have lost it all....


come now fine fellows and be a sport.......all offers accepted (as long as its is useable) (Yes I am a cheap **** and will do anything fo a few quid)

If you play Poker, I'll reward you, do we have a deal? hMarka is coming in shortly, should be good...

 

[Dutch]

If you play Poker, I'll reward you, do we have a deal? hMarka is coming in shortly, should be good...

Nice! And thanks....I have to warn you however that I am ████ at poker, absolutely ████ and have no idea what i am doing....having said that if it's your money I can spend, who cares!!!!