Why was Bhajji banned???

[MS.Dhoni]

Best Umpire : Ricky Ponting
Best Australian Players : Steve Bucknor, Mark Benson
Honest Team : Australia
Best Actor : Michael Clarke
Honest Player : Andrew Symonds



Ponting and Co:


Procter:did you call Symonds a Monkey?
Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare you insult a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.
Bhajji : Sad
Ponting& Co : !!???
Ponting : hey,Symonds.What did he say?
Symonds : What ever,he is banned.You can bat well next game.
Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether he can ban him too.
Symonds : We'll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we'll complain.
Ponting; ok.

P.S: It is just a joke. No disrespect Intended!!

 

[icyman]

That cool vishal-really cool......!

 

[King Pietersen]

I have to say, that was the least funny thing i have EVER given the time of day to. I want 10 seconds of my life back. You have about as much chance of being a successful comedy writer as i do becoming the first black american president. Worst.Attempt.At.A.Joke.Ever.

 

[Cricketman]

I have to say, that was the least funny thing i have EVER given the time of day to. I want 10 seconds of my life back. You have about as much chance of being a successful comedy writer as i do becoming the first black american president. Worst.Attempt.At.A.Joke.Ever.

Luls.

the first bit was funny lol.

 

[Highlander999]

Mate. That was utter balls. As Dan said the biggest load of rubbish I have ever read. I think you need someone to tell you how a joke really works as I'm pretty sure that isn't one.

Luls.

the first bit was funny lol.

Not really. Iit might have been not as bad, if it had been in better English, instead of that badly written rubbish he submitted.

 

[Kev]

Well he isnt English.

I have to admit I didn't find it funny at all. I wonder if this is a cultural thing? It didn't really seem to have a punch line, but then many jokes I've seen here dont seem to have one.

Funny is hard to quantify, but that isnt it!

 

[evertonfan]

'Why was Bhaji banned?'

For being racist.

Thread closed.

 

[Highlander999]

Well he isnt English.

I have to admit I didn't find it funny at all. I wonder if this is a cultural thing? It didn't really seem to have a punch line, but then many jokes I've seen here dont seem to have one.

Neither am I and I can write sensibly. I'm Scottish

I think Matt summarises it pretty well

 

[mattfb]

That is the stupidest thing I'ver ever read. Not even funny one bit funny.

 

[punterpupnroy]

this is a terrible thread. Close it so bad and doesnt mean anything. Bhaji was banned for being racist.

 

[kookaburra69]

I found it quite funny

 

[cameron thomas]

Thats stupid... not funny at all...

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

That 'joke' seems as if your saying it out of anger.

EDIT: And just saying Australians are cheaters in other words...

 

[smssia0112]

'Why was Bhaji banned?'

For being racist.

Thread closed.

That was funnier than the joke Sorry, but the joke wasn't funny.

 

[Karachi Xpress]

I found it quite funny