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I hope to see more people comment on the shows, just a reminder next Sunday is WWA High Stakes and there is a prediction comp in play!
WWA Wednesday Night Thunder
Date: Wednesday 16th April 2008
Location: Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York.
Announcers: .Dave Meltzer & Jackson Buckley
Attendance: 7,025
Ratings: 6.45
Chris Jericho’s theme hits and he walks out from the back he’s carrying a microphone he does a taunt in the entrance way and then walks towards the ring he climbs up the ring steps into the ring. “It seems one jackass from Hollywood seems to think that he is going to be the next WWA World Heavyweight Champion, and this jackass also thinks that all that money he seems to be getting paid entitles him to come on out here and throw around orders, and claims. Well Rock, I have something for you and you are not going to like it, it’s called a reality check.” Do You Smell What the Rock is cookin? Is heard throughout the arena as The Rock walks out wearing his sunglasses and a suit he stands at the top of the stage. “Who the hell do you think you are?”
Jericho goes to answer but Rock cuts him off “Before you give us your life story, I will tell you a little story, it goes something like this, I am going to take your ass on down to Jabroni drive and check your ass into the Smack…” Chris Jericho cuts him off“Hold on a second Rock, you and I both know that you cannot say that! Think of the lawsuits! Think of the company Rock! Think of the fa..wait I forgot The Rock doesn’t think about the fans anymore he’s all about the money, aren’t you Rock?” “The Millionaires Club does as they please, when they please, and if I want to call you a jabroni, I will, if I want to come down their and kick your sorry ass from here to New Jersey I will.”
“So that million dollars you got didn’t buy you originality?”Rock starts to get angry the fans just laugh as Rock strolls back and forth on the stage “You know what? The Rock doesn’t need a bunch of a original catch phrases, The Rock has already gotten the fans to memorise the ones that are already there, any more new words will confuse the peanuts in the crowd.” The fans start booing“Deep down Rock, I am sure there is a piece of you that realises the fans are the ones that made you earn that Million dollars those mentally challenged, assclowns are paying you. If it was not for the fans you’d be broke, and living like Hillbilly Jim.” Rock laughs“The fans didn’t do **** for me, I was making more in Hollywood then any of you could ever earn in wrestling, The Rock doesn’t need to be here, The Millionaires Club said they needed a big name to bring wrestling into a new age and they wanted someone that could make the fans actually turn up to see this show. And that is why The Rock is back in professional wrestling, The Rock could be away making movies and earning more money then a jabroni like you could ever see!”
Jericho doesn’t seem fazed by The Rock’s comments“Don’t worry Rock, come High Stakes, you can take your million dollars and go home and never be seen again, since no one here really cares anyway!” “After High Stakes, I will be the new Number One Contender for the WWA World Heavyweight Title and I won’t have to worry about mere plebeians like yourself.”
The Rock’s theme hits and he walks to the back, Jericho still in the ring“On that uninteresting note, I have to say WELCOME TO REVOLUTION IN JERCIHO! And Rock I know you can still hear me backstage, just so you don’t forget you have to face both myself and Sting in a Triangle Match, I hope your overgrown ego doesn’t prevent you to fall over and hurt yourself before the match.”Jericho’s theme hits and he leaves the ring we cut to a commercial break.
Chris Jericho gained 3 points of overness from this segment.
Petey Williams vs AJ Styles
O Canada hits as Petey Williams comes out first draped in the Canadian Flag, he walks slowly down the ramp and into the ring once in the ring he climbs the corner turnbuckle and shows off the flag to the fans. Touched by Vast hits the lights go down fireworks fire off from the stage out comes AJ Styles with his trademark he throws out his arms and another set of fireworks fire off he walks down the ramp and into the ring, once in the ring he throws out his arms and walks towards the ropes he turns around and shows off to the other fans on the other side. He takes off his vest and the ring bell sounds.
Williams crushes Styles with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. Styles walks into a face crusher variation. Springboard dropkick from Petey Williams...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Williams walks into a trip. Styles uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Flying move by AJ Styles...no idea what the name of that move is, so let's call it a Lighting Smash Of Impending Danger. Petey Williams pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Weird kicSk by Williams on Styles. Petey Williams moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Canadian Destroyer. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: Petey Williams
After the match Petey Williams celebrates the win his theme plays he stands over AJ Styles and taunts him. He then leaves the ring and then walks to the back.
AJ Styles lost 1 point of overness from this match. Petey Williams gained 3 points of overness from this match.
Second City Saints come out from the back, their music blaring over throughout the arena in the ring there is a red cover over the canvas and there is a the WWA World Tag Team Titles sitting in a case in the middle of the ring both men walk to the ring CM Punk enters the ring first taking a microphone from the ring announcer. “Tonight you get to witness a special event, the best WWA Tag Team Champions ever will be presented with their new Tag Team Titles, and tonight we celebrate our crowning. And to do this we have enlisted the help from Jackson Buckley!” Jackson Buckley leaves the broadcast booth and he enters the ring and gets handed the microphone “Tonight we are all gathered hear not only to watch the best damn wrestling show on the planet, but to crown the new WWA World Tag Team Champions, and since our special guests are not here I had a surprise for you guys, the former WWA Tag Team Champions were going to celebrate it and congratulate you but they don’t appear to want to do that here tonight.” The Buttboy takes the microphone“Did you even expect to see a Team of losers to come back here after we kicked their asses? Not even The Naturals accepted the invitations I sent out.” CM Punk takes the microphone “I forgot to mail the invitations!” The Buttboy gets angry“You did what? You forgot? I put them on the table backstage last week for you to give them to them!” CM Punk shrugs “I didn’t see them there.” Jackson Buckley asks for a microphone “Actually guys I mailed them both and I got back a letter saying they would rather eat **** then come out here.” Buttboy laughs “Sometimes I think The Dudley Boyz are just big babies, I called up Jean Claude Van Damme last night, and he told me that he was not going to be here either, he and his brother Rob had a falling out.” Jackson Buckley hands CM Punk the microphone “That’s a shame, I wanted them to witness the new era of WWA Tag Team Champions, but that’s fine, Jackson it’s time to award us the Titles!”
Jackson Buckley takes out the WWA World Tag Team Titles from the case, and he passes one title to The Buttboy and he passes the other to CM Punk. Punk hands the microphone to Buckley “Introducing your new WWA World Tag Team Champions CM Punk, The Buttboy, THE SECOND CITY SAINTS!” the fans cheer as confetti falls from the ceiling Punk slaps the arm of The Buttboy and points to the ceiling a poster falls down with The Second City Saints on there holding the WWA World Tag Team Titles with the slogan “The Best Straight Edge Champions Ever.” CM Punk asks for the microphone “That’s Straight Edge!” The Buttboy takes the microphone “Van Dam, Sabu, it looks like our match at High Stakes has changed, it’s now a WWA World Tag Team Title match, and we thought we’d give you sometime to help get Sabu back into shape, as he has been looking a bit corpse like lately.” CM Punk takes back the microphone“We’re fighting champions, so we asked Paul Heyman to grant you guys a title shot since, we figured there was no way you guys were ever going to be given a shot at any kind of title, don’t worry about it guys, we hope you just appreciate the things we have done for you.” This Fire Burns hits and both CM Punk and The Buttboy show off the titles as they leave the ring, Jackson Buckley leaves the ring and returns to the broadcast area. We have a commercial break!
The Buttboy lost 2 points of overness from this segment.
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Ireland Loves and DraVen Matrix vs Paul Nixon and Robert Roode
All The Small Things by Blink 182 starts to play out comes Ireland Loves to the boos of the fans, he stands at the top of the stage with a microphone “Shut the hell up!”
the fans are start to boo more and a few “You suck!” chants are heard “Just because you fans cannot be as good as Ireland Loves does not make it all my fault and your jealously is obvious by your chants.” The fans chant louder “You are gay!” “You are gay!” Ireland Loves stands there he doesn’t bat an eyelid at the taunts and jeers from the fans “It’s now safe to say that the fans of New York are the stupidest fans to ever grace a wrestling arena!” the fans boo “This is why I am here and you are there you have nothing to offer society, and you have nothing to offer the world. You are all booing me and calling me names and it’s meant to hurt? I make the big money and what do you earn? That’s right you are there paying good money to see me, I am paying nothing to see you morons!”
The fans now start to chant “You’re still gay!” “You’re still gay!” The lights go out and Bodies by Drowning Pool hits as DraVen Matrix slowly makes his way out from the back with Christy Hemme following behind him, the fans are still booing Ireland Loves looks at DraVen Matrix but Matrix ignores him he hands the title to Christy Hemme and he then walks down the ramp Ireland Loves follows behind him and they both end up at the bottom of the ramp. Both men enter the ring “2Xtreme” by Zack Tempest hits and out comes Paul Nixon and WWA new comer Robert Roode
The fans are cheering both men as they come down the ramp and into the ring, Matrix walks over to the corner and asks for a microphone “In due time, the end of another two careers shall be completed tonight I show Raven his future, the future that has been foretold by the Prophet he has shown me the light, the passage I must walk down to enter into immortality. The meek shall be destroyed, and all that shall be left is the strong DraVen Matrix shall rule the new world, and my followers will be re-populate the world with nothing but strong, fearless people that know what needs to be done to survive, Robert Roode, you have made a mistake in entering my realm, thus I must destroy you, and Paul Nixon, the gods have foretold your future, and it too doesn’t look good. That promising career you envisioned shall come to a screeching holt. It’s all over you just don’t wish to acknowledge it yet.” Matrix tosses aside the microphone he remains in the ring with Paul Nixon they meet up in the middle of the ring and the bell sounds.
DraVen Matrix takes a butterfly suplex from Paul. Pick-up into a powerbomb, DraVen hits hard. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Paul tags out to Robert Roode. Roode \ Paul whip DraVen into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Thrown slam by Robert Roode. 1 - 2 - kick out. Roode slams DraVen Matrix. DraVen backdrops Robert Roode out of a piledriver attempt. DraVen face jams Robert Roode. DraVen tags out to Ireland Loves. Ireland hits an arm drag on Roode. Messed up second rope splash by Ireland. Robert Roode ducks a Ireland Loves clothesline. Roode tags out to Paul Nixon. Ireland walks into a jaw breaker. Belly to belly off the top rope, Ireland got folded up like...uh...eh, pick your own damn metaphors. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Suplex by Paul. Paul drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Ireland Loves uses a running dropkick into the corner, and clearly misses...that was the shits. Ireland Loves floors Paul near the ropes and makes the pin. Ireland is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Ireland \ DraVen nod at each other...and they attack Paul \ Roode! The element of surprise works in their favour, and they have soon left Paul \ Roode down and out on the canvas.
Winner(s): Ireland Loves & DraVen Matrix
Ireland Loves’ music hits the fans are booing, we cut backstage to see Kevin Nash walking backstage it looks like he is headed our way but we have to goto commercial break!
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After the break Kevin Nash is walking down the ramp, his theme is playing throughout the arena he has a microphone and he is not looking happy tonight! He reaches the ring and he steps up onto the side of the ring and he steps over the ropes. “Scott Hall, since you want to go around attacking people and hitting from behind I am right here big boy, where are you? At first I was a bit hesitant to accept a challenge from you for a match but after you attacked me at the end of the match and since then, I have to say when I face you again I am going to crush you. Because Hall, after you hit me after that match you woke up a part of me that I never thought was there and I am going to show you what happens when you **** off a guy that is suppose to be your best friend.” Nash’s theme hits and he drops the microphone he taunts the fans and then leaves the ring and walks to the back.
Jimmy Rave vs Jay Lethal
"Give It To Me Jimmy” by Dale Oliver hits with Jimmy Rave coming out from the back, the fans start to boo him as he walks down the ramp and into the ring he poses and the fans start to boo him. "Pomp and Circumstance/Black Machismo Remix" by Dale Oliver hits and the fans start to cheer as Jay Lethal comes out from the back he taunts the fans and walks down the ramp he walks around the ringside area and then he enters the ring he poses for the fans in the ring he takes off his jacket, hat and his glasses. Both men meet in the middle of the ring Rave starts to trash talk Lethal the bell rings..
Dropkick connects...Lethal goes down like a skanky hooker. Rave hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Kick from Jimmy Rave...to the leg! Oh the humanity! 1 - 2 - kick out. Jimmy Rave hits a rolling kick on Lethal. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Rave drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Kick from Jay Lethal...to the leg! Oh the humanity! 1 - 2 - kick out. Lethal crushes Rave with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. Rave kicks Jay Lethal in the gut to reverse the momentum. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Jimmy Rave, Lethal might be dead. Jay Lethal can barely stand. Here it comes - Greetings from Ghana. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: Jimmy Rave
Jay Lethal lost 1 point of overness from this match. Jimmy Rave gained 2 points of overness from this match. Jay Lethal is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
After the match, we cut outside the arena as a limo pulls up outside, and out steps Lex Luger. He looks around, then heads for the locker rooms as the cameras cut to a commercial break.
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Kevin Nash vs Diamond Dallas Page
Wolfpac Theme hits and Kevin Nash comes out from the back Nash raises his arm to the cheers of the fans he walks down the ramp and heads towards the ring, he then throws up his arm. Self High Five cuts into Smells Like Teen Spirit as Diamond Dallas Page comes out from the back He shows off the diamond cutter signal and then a fireworks display fires off he walks down to the ring and he enters the ring the bell rings after DDP removes his vest.
Diamond Dallas Page uses a forearm to the face. DDP slams Kevin Nash. DDP slams Kevin Nash down. Big backdrop on Nash, executed well. Diamond Dallas Page gets taken down out of nowhere. Big kick from Nash. Kevin Nash DDTs DDP. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. DDP pushes out of a Kevin Nash hold. Massive backbreaker, Nash got planted. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Lariat, apparently DDP thinks he is Stan Hansen. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Nash reverses a waistlock. Kevin Nash hits a right hand on Diamond Dallas Page. Diamond Dallas Page pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying shoulder tackle by DDP sends Nash to the mat. Scott Hall comes running down the aisle with a chair! DDP whips Kevin Nash into the ropes. Hall jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Hall, Nash, and the chair! Kevin Nash staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Scott Hall remains in the ring. Diamond Dallas Page pushes the referee away. Diamond Dallas Page spins Hall around. Diamond Dallas Page hits the Diamond Cutter!
Winner: Diamond Dallas Page
Diamond Dallas Page both stare each other down Diamond Dallas Page leaves the ring as Nash looks at the fallen Hall on the canvas he leaves him there and walks to the back. Hall finally gets up and looks around he rolls out of the ring. Bret Harts theme hits and he comes walking out from the back and he heads towards the ring carrying a title in his hands as well as a microphone he gets to the ring and the ring announcer holds down the ropes for him to enter the ring,
“After a week of discussion that ended earlier today the Championship Committee has decided that tonight we are going to crown the first ever WWA Pure Heavyweight Champion. “ Bret pauses a moment and shows off the title to some cheers “I have decided that the title will be defended in a Four Corners match, I am not sure about you but I am looking forward to this match, it’s a shame for Scott Hall here lying on the outside of the ring he was a part of this match and now he seems to be unable to compete.” Hall makes it to his feet after copping a Diamond Cutter he rolls into the ring and uses the ropes to help him back up he staggers over to Bret Hart and he snatches the microphone from Hart. “You reckon I am not fit to compete here tonight?” Hart nods “I don’t care what you think Hart, I can still compete, and I am going to win the match as well.” Bret Hart asks for the microphone and Hall passes it back to him “Well that’s good to know because there was no way you were getting out of this match even if you weren’t able to compete. I should now inform you of the other 3 men you have to face. I have handpicked these men, first we have Scott Sandars, an up and coming star here in WWA, then we have Marcus Cor Von and Andrew Martin!” Bret stops again as Hall wants the microphone but Hart doesn’t give it to him “You’ve said enough Hall, let’s get on with the match!” Hart hands the title to the referee he tosses the microphone back to the ring announcer as his music plays and he leaves the ring and walks to the back.
WWA Pure Heavyweight Title Match
Four Corners Match
Scott Hall vs Scott Sandars vs Marcus Cor Von vs Andrew Martin
Superstar by Saliva hits and out comes Scott Sandars the fans boo him as he walks down the ramp and into the ring he starts to argue with Hall in the middle of the ring. “Down With Sickness” by Disturbed hits and out comes Marcus Cor Von to the fans he’s still Monty Brown, but he walks down the ramp and into the ring the fans seem to love him still despite the name and company change. “Toxicity” by System of A Down hits and the fans start to boo it’s time for Testicles! But Andrew Martin comes out from the back, he walks down the ramp mouthing at some fans who seem to hate him, they love him deep down. He’s in the ring the referee raises the title and with that he rings the bell.
Bodyslam by Hall. Hall slams Marcus Cor Von. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Massive backbreaker, Cor Von got planted. Marcus Cor Von ducks a Scott Hall clothesline. Big backdrop on Hall, executed well. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Massive backbreaker, Hall got planted. 1 - 2 - kick out. Cor Von only gets knees on a splash. Superstar gets slammed. Hall tags out to Scott Sandars. Gut buster, Cor Von hits hard. Superstar almost suplexes Scott Sandars through the mat. Cor Von gets caught with a short powerbomb from Superstar. Scott Sandars nearly kills Cor Von with a back suplex style move. Even i felt that one. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Superstar tags out to Andrew Martin. Big clothesline on Cor Von. Cor Von walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - kick out. Flying shoulder tackle by Punisher sends Cor Von to the mat. 1 - 2 - kick out. Cor Von walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Tag to Scott Hall. Punisher walks into a slam. Scott Hall with a spinning neckbreaker on Punisher. Hall slams Andrew Martin. Punisher ducks a wild right hand. Spear! Hall is down. Scott Hall slugs Andrew Martin, sending him down into the corner. While Hall fires up the crowd, Punisher is removing the turnbuckle pad! Scott Hall comes over...but Punisher grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Scott Hall face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Andrew Martin rolls up the stunned Scott Hall, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Andrew Martin.
Winner:…and new WWA Pure Heavyweight Champion Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin celebrates to the fans boos, they are unhappy to see Martin win the belt and to see him cheat has them angry even more! But we have another break, to sell stuff and to pay for stuff!
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“Slammer” hits and the give him smalls cheers they are unsure at the moment if they should cheer, or shouldn’t being this is his first time in WWA here tonight he walks down the ramp and into the ring he’s not in his ring attire but he’s in the ring to speak! Or something.
“You are seeing a new Lex Luger before you tonight, I got a phone call yesterday from by good friend Sting and he said that WWA were looking at giving me one more chance, one more shot at the big time. I have not been approached by The Millionaires Club there were rumours around the net that my return was because an anonymous person offered me a million dollar contract to walk out here tonight and be a new WWA signing. Truth is I got a call while sitting at home watching Revolution and I got a phone call the next day and now I am here in WWA. All I can say is that it’s good to be back.” Slammer hits again and Luger taunts the fans they give him a small cheer doesn’t appear that many like him either! He poses and then walks to the back.
Triangle Match
Sting vs The Rock vs Chris Jericho
The lights go out and lightning lights up the area sounds of thunder are heard over the arena it cuts into Seek and Destroy the spotlight turns on and shows Sting in the middle of the stage he taunts the fans and the lights come back up as he walks to the ring. “Do You Smell What the Rock Is Cooking?” hits the fans start to boo the Rock he walks out from the back “Rocky Sucks!” “Rocky Sucks!” gets chanted through the arena he walks down the ramp and into the ring he stands on the far side turnbuckle and lifts up his arm to pose for the fans who boo even louder.
Evenflow by Pearl Jam hits and Chris Jericho is out from the back the fans are cheering him as he stands posing for the fans they are cheering him he walks down the ramp and into the ring. All three men meet in the middle of the ring the bell sounds.
Sting hits a right hand. Sting slams Chris Jericho. Rock counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Rude Awakening on Sting by Rock. Super kick by Chris Jericho. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Bodyslam by Sting. Chris Jericho reverses a hip toss. Rock and Y2J hook up Sting, then hit a double suplex. The Rock scores with a standing spinebuster. Kick from Chris Jericho...to the leg! Oh the humanity! The Rock powers out of a Chris Jericho headlock. Rock slams Sting down. Don Callis comes running down the aisle with a chair! Rock goes to irish whip Sting into the ropes. Callis hits Sting with a chair to the back! The Rock moves in for the kill. Rock Bottom! 1....2....3.
Winner: The Rock
WWA releases talent and signs new talent
WWA has grown displeased with the backstage attitude of Yousuf Hawk and they have announced today that he has been given his release from the company. The injured star was notified just after Thunder that he was given his release and it came as a surprise to many that WWA was going to fire him.
WWA also fired Judas Mesias, after no showing House Shows, and live events it has been said that DraVen Matrix also approached WWA Management unhappy with the actions of the star, who after his release signed with TNA. Rumours are floating around the internet he was seen at the TNA Lockdown PPV, and had signed a contract with them stating he was fired from WWA.
WWA also fired Averno, Mephisto, Super Parka all of which were apart of WWA long term plans but they had no showed shows, and told WWA management they wished to work AAA, CMLL, rather then work live WWA shows. It is said that Chavo Guerrero has been asking to be removed from the stable for weeks, and it seems WWA finally listened giving him singles matches and didn't have the stable around.
Other releases by WWA are The Shark Boy from Development, Navin and El Puma WWA cites no future storyline plans for the cuts and not cost cutting as rumoured by other sites.
WWA has signed former CZW star Nick Mondo to a developmental contract, and have also sgined Joshua Masters, Delirious, and Kory Chavis to NWA Wildside WWA welcomes the additions to the roster and hopes to see them on the main roster soon.