Dark Matches
Jimmy Jacobs def. Tom Hart
Shannon Cortez def. Jason Storm
Kaine Devine def. Shane Cortez
WWA LiveWire
Date: Saturday 24th May 2008
Location: Reliant Astrodome, Houston Texas
Announcers: Rebecca Sandars & Tommy O'Shea
Attendance: 10,002
Ratings: 6.85
WWA The New Revolution of Wrestling! Cuts into the intro video for WWA LiveWire montage of WWA superstars hitting their finishers and just generally wrestling fireworks fire off from the stage the LiveWire theme still playing we are welcomed by Rebecca Sandars and Tommy O?Shea the lights come up and we see Miles Marion already in the ring with a microphone. ?Greetings and salutations WWA fans, welcome to a show that is under the control of the Millionaires Club? the fans start booing ?We have taken control of WWA LiveWire and we are going to take over the WWA!? as he says this the lights suddenly go out the fans are clueless as to what is happening then on the video screen young girls are playing
?One, two Robbie?s coming for you, three, four go three, four, go lock your door, five, six, get a crucifix, seven, eight, gonna stay up late, nine, ten, never sleep again.? The video of the girls playing stops playing the lights come up and Miles Marion appears puzzled by the video ?Someone is going to pay for messing around with the production of the Millionaires Club show!? the lights go out again some eerie music is heard throughout the arena and then some kids start to speak ?As I lay me down to sleep I pray my soul is mine to keep, and never step outside this bed never, into all the evil, now back from the dead.? A brief silence before ?Are you scared?? ?He?s here.? The lights go back out and the arena is sitting in darkness. ?I demand whoever is messing around with the screen backstage to stop it and turn the lights back on!? the screen now cuts to a video in the graveyard Matrix is walking through the graveyard ?Miles, I am going to show you the world that I live in. I am going to show you the misery I feel, the pain that has been caused by you and Connor, the Upper Echelon robbed The Carnival of Carnage of the 3WA World Tag Team Titles. You robbed me of so much in 3WA, and then you, and the rest of 3WA made my life a living hell.? The camera cuts to see DraVen Matrix standing in front of a headstone he is stating at it ?Miles, have you ever heard the saying, neve enter a fight with an ugly man, because he has nothing to lose? Well in this case you are entering a match with a man that has lost everything and there is nothing left to lose. You are probably wondering why I am standing here, right Miles? Well Miles, I have foreseen your fate, I have seen your ending and right here is where your future will be.?
The camera locks in on the grave and it says Miles Marion on it ?Money can buy you so much Miles, but it cannot buy you immortality it cannot save you from death, it is coming for you Miles, you are dead, you just have yet to deal with that.? Matrix drops a rose on the grave and he stands up and turns to the camera ?My life is not about a title anymore, my life is not about winning or losing it is about making sure that your life is a living hell. You cannot buy people off to save you anymore, you cannot pay people off to make your life better. Your life will end at my hands Marion.?
The video seemingly ends as we are back out in the arena with Marion standing there with a microphone in his hands. ?Some days, Matrix I wonder if you are playing with a full deck, you think all this horror movie stuff is going to scare me into giving up the march against you tomorrow night at Hell or Hight Water? I will be there and I am going to beat you because, Matrix I am a true legend of professional wrestling.? As Marion finishes the sentence the stage explodes and a fire races down towards the ring, the flames suddenly die and we head back to another video! This video is in a padded cell Matrix is sitting there and he looks like he is remembering back.
?3 years ago the world saw a change, a change that would sweep through wrestling and a new man was born, the hell that I suffered was put behind me and I returned to the world of wrestling. 3WA World Tag Team Champion, I was robbed of a chance to be the 3WA Internet Champion, but a title that was named after Google was not something I wanted to win. I didn?t want to wear a belt that had soiled history. WWA is a place where the sickest, and most twisted survive. I am all of those Miles, I am the one that can make you suffer mentally and physically. There is nothing you can do about this Miles?
The video cuts to Matrix standing on top of the scaffold from Joke?s Wild X ?Remember that night, Miles?? The video shows Matrix reaching for the WWA United States Title ?That was the night that I finally put my demons to rest and I put the Raven back into his cage and now Raven has that blood lust again.? The video cuts to a 3WA PPV where DraVen is on the ladder, Shane Williams tosses him from the ladder and Matrix goes through the table ?3WA, the place where my dreams were shattered, that was the night my 3WA career came to an end and that was the night that the world saw a travesty of justice, I was robbed of my belt I was robbed of the chance to walk around with a title that seemed to mean something.? The camera comes back to see Matrix sitting there with the ESW World Heavyweight Title sitting in his lap ?This title here Miles, this title took me almost killing a man to win this belt I have worked hard to get this belt I have worked hard to be where I am and you know what Miles? Hell or High Water is going to be your judgement day, this will be the day they you are condemned to hell.? The camera fades to black, and the lights go out, Miles is left in the middle of the ring there is no sound the fans are concerned, the lights come back on and a dummy is hanging from the ring above the head of Miles Marion it looks exactly like Marion and he looks worried we have a commercial break!
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T$he Grim Reaper vs Shannon Cortez
We come back from Commercial break and the lights go down and Welcome to The Jungle by Guns ?n? Roses is playing throughout the arena The Grim Reaper making his WWA debut is walking down the ramp, The Grim Reaper is carrying a scythe with him to the ring he enters the ring and the referee asks him to remove the scythe from the ring. His music is replaced by Thunderkiss ?65 by White Zombie as Shannon Cortez who is also making his debut comes out from the back, he is bouncing around and the fans seem to be into this guy he comes down to the ring and he enters the ring The Grim Reaper is still standing in the ring and he still has that scythe that he was asked to remove from the ring he asks for a microphone he raises the microphone and we hear a deep eerie voice.
?I give you an option, Shannon, you may leave the ring with your soul and your life in tact, or you can tackle The Grim Reaper and face the fate that everyone is facing at one time or another you will come to an end tonight. I shall take your soul, I will take your life, with one swing of this scythe. What is your decision, Shannon?" Shannon stands there he looks around at the fans and he asks for the microphone ?You may have little kiddies scared with this get up, but I ain?t scared of you, so let?s get this match going.? The ring girl takes the scythe from the Reaper and the microphone is taken by the referee the ring bell sounds and the match is underway.
Suplex by Grim Reape. The Grim Reaper snap suplexes Cortez. Throat-first drop onto the top rope from The Grim Reaper! Throat-first drop onto the top rope from The Grim Reaper! The Grim Reaper misses a clothesline. Grim Reape gets caught with a short powerbomb from Cortez. Poweromb, Grim Reape is hurt. 1 - 2 - kick out. Shannon Cortez gets taken down out of nowhere. Super frankenthingy on Cortez, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - kick out. Devastating powerbomb thing ONTO THE NECK very nearly kills Cortez. I bow to the coolness of that move. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Cortez blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Cortez hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Grim Reape counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Shannon Cortez takes a butterfly suplex from Grim Reape. Shannon Cortez can barely stand. NightShade DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: The Grim Reaper
The music of The Grim Reaper is playing he stands over the broken body of Shannon Cortez he stands there laughing at what has just happened, we cut to the back The Millionaires Club are there with Miles Marion who is pissed off ?I want you to find DraVen Matrix, and I want you to put a hurting on him, I don?t want him to make it to Hell or High Water, there is no way his mind games are going to get to me I am going to beat him as his own game!? as this is going on in walks Shaun Stetson ?What are you doing here Shaun?? he smirks to himself ?I am here to see the man who is shitting himself scared of the bogeyman, maybe instead of investing your money in these old guys and a couple of unknowns you should have enlisted The Forever Remembered, I would make sure that this clown was laying in a hospital bed.? Miles ponders a moment ?I will make you a deal, you bring me the bloodied body of DraVen Matrix, before either member of The Millionaires Club, and I will give you the reward I had promised to them.? Shaun Stetson smiles ?You?ve got it, Champ, I will find these weirdo for you, but you know this is going to cost you a pretty penny?? Miles nods ?Whatever it takes, I want his broken body lying here by the end of the night.? Shaun Stetson leaves the locker room, Miles Marion gets a smile on his face will Matrix make it to the PPV?
Falco Fallen vs Curt Hawkins
We cut back to the arena and Falco Fallen is in the ring he is pretty confident here tonight the music of Curt Hawkins hits the fans start booing the man who is one half of the WWA Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions he reaches the ring he comes at Falco, but he tells him to stop he turns and asks for a microphone. ?Wait a minute wait a minute, Hawkins, I have a proposal for you, I have some of the finest women in the Houston backstage waiting for me to take them out on the town and take them back to the hotel for a good time, now we can either wrestle here tonight. Or we can take these lovely ladies back to a hotel room and you can have your way with them. Hell Curt I will let you choose right now come on out here!? Some women dressed in tight dresses walk out from the back they stand there at the top of the stage Curt stays at them and then turns back at Falco ?Yes Curt I am serious, you can have your pick of whichever woman you would like for the evening and all you have to do is leave the ringside area and we will not worry about this match, what do you say?? Hawkins keeps and eye on the women, while he is looking back at the women Falco Fallen grabs him and he drops him on his back in a hard back suplex. The bell rings, the women walk backstage Hawkins snaps back up/
Weird kick by Hawkins on Falco. 1 - 2 - kick out. Curt Hawkins misses a clothesline. Falco Fallen snap suplexes Hawkins. Hawkins gets caught with a short powerbomb from Falco. 1 - 2 - kick out. Devastating powerbomb thing ONTO THE NECK very nearly kills Hawkins. I bow to the coolness of that move. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Hard legsweep by Falco. Curt Hawkins reverses a hip toss. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Springboard dropkick from Curt Hawkins...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Hard back suplex on Falco. Curt Hawkins scores with a back heel kick on Falco. Hawkins drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Hawkins eats a suplex like a fat man eating a waffle. Man i could use a waffle right about now. Fast lariat by Falco, Hawkins never saw it coming! Sucker! Curt Hawkins can barely stand. Crash Landing!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: Falco Fallen
After the match Falco Fallen asks for the microphone ?You see this is what happens when a man gets distracted by a pretty face. Tonight you have witnessed the start of my rapid raise to stardom, forget Samoa Joe, forget Christian Cage, it will be all about Falco Fallen in due time.? Falco?s music starts to play he is celebrating the women from before come down to the ring and they help escort him to the back. We have a commercial break.
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We are back from commercial break and we?re backstage CM Punk is walking backstage ?Yo Punk!? Punk turns around and sees The Buttboy standing there ?What do you want?? The Buttboy laughs ?I don?t want anything, but he does.? CM Punk turns around and Connor MacManus Yakuza kicks him to the head both men start to beat on CM Punk The Buttboy is laughing ?You see Punk this is why you were never any good you were a sucker, and now you have walked into a asskicking. If it was not for the search of DraVen Matrix I?d pay you more attention? The Buttboy and Connor MacManus walk off leaving officials to tend to CM Punk as we return to ringside.
Joz Man vs Alexander Boyd
The theme of Joz Man hits he walks out from the back he is making his WWA debut fans will remember him from his ROH and IWA Mid South appearances he walks down the ramp and heads into the ring the fans are cheering him as he goes. ?Between Angels and Insects? by Papa Roach hits fireworks fire off and out comes Alexander Boyd he performs a magic trick in the entrance way the kiddies in the crowd are always impressed by Alexander Boyd and his magic. He walks down the ramp and he enters the ring another firework fires off from the stage and the ring as Boyd is now ready for the match the ring bell rings.
Kick from Joz Man...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Standing kicky thing by Joz Man on Boyd. Legsweep. There's probably a Japanese name for that....like Golden Dragon Nuclear Spike....that'll do, i'll call it that from now on. Hard back suplex on Boyd. Boyd reverses a Joz Man hammerlock. Joz Man takes a butterfly suplex from Boyd. Variation of the powerbomb by Alexander Boyd, it probably has a cool name...but i don't know it. Let's call it a Moon Lion Driver, or some other weird ass name. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Joz Man ducks a wild right hand. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Boyd is down. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Joz Man, Boyd might be dead. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Boyd pushes out of a Joz Man hold. Suplex by Alexander Boyd, Joz Man landed on his ass...heh. Joz Man fights out of a grapple. Joz Man uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Alexander Boyd can barely stand. Joz Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Shaun Stetson has a chair. Joz Man turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Boyd is next to take a hard shot. Stetson has demolished everyone!
Winner: Joz Man
After the match Shaun Stetson grabs himself a microphone the ring announcer passes it t him ?The fans have suffered enough, Bret Hart has again booked a match the WWA fans do not care about, since when did some guy from ROH and some moron who thinks magic is cool become a ratings winner? Bret, you have the Forever Remembered here, you have the rest of Wrath of God and we are all backstage doing nothing. You have a lot to answer for no wonder Paul Heyman sought out us to help save this company with your booking and with these losers on the show the fans are getting tired.? ?Hart Attack? hits the fans jump to their feet as Bret Hart walks out from the back carrying a microphone. ?Stetson, while you may believe the overhyping and the overrating that you have had in your career to date you are now here in WWA, and in WWA what I say goes, and I have seen the ratings for this match and the other matches and they are doing well. The fans seem to be enjoying the show, more so without you.? Stetson laughs this one off ?This is your problem, Bret, your show has not attracted more fans, has it? I am here without a match and I could wipe the floor with these two.? Bret Hart gets an idea about a match ?Well Stetson, I have to say you are right, you should have a match on WWA TV.? Stetson grins as if he has an idea ?I am glad you see.? Hart cuts him off ?You did not let me finish Shaun, you see I have an idea, since you believe you can beat Joz Man, and you can beat Alexander Boyd, on Monday Night Revolution you have them both in a Triangle Match.? Stetson shakes his head ?The Forever Remembered accepts your match even though the fans are going to go home disappointed as I am going to do away with them both quickly.?
?We will have to see about that one Shaun, so if you are finished get out of my ring, and off my show we have a show to go on, and you are eating into precious TV Time.? The music of Bret Hart?s hits, we have another commercial break, since Stetson came out an ate into some time the Tag Team match between Kincaid and Michaels taking on Willis and Pepper is up next after the break!
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Rob Kincaid and Tobie Michaels vs Ryan Willis and Dr. Pepper
?Sad Bu True? by Metallica hits with Rob Kincaid and Tobie Michaels coming out from the back the fans are cheering them as this alliance has come about due to an attack by Willis and Pepper they make their way to the ring slapping the hands of the fans they reach the ring and they wait for their opponents, some music hits and Willis and Pepper come out both men have flags they are waving them to the boos of the fans Ryan Willis has a microphone ?You filthy Americans can sit there and boo the greatest Tag Team to every form in front of you. You only want to see your filthy American wrestlers, with their filthy American flags, and your phony American patriotism.? The fans start to chant USA1 USA! USA! ?You see? You filthy Americans show your disrespect for my people for my way of life, by taunting me and chanting you are going to see me Ryan Willis and Dr. Pepper take over WWA, and we will make it more international friendly to the non-Americans on the WWA roster. You, Tobie Michaels have brought great shame to your nation you have brought great shame to each and every non-American that struggles here in WWA you have bought into the American way of life, you have sold your soul to American Devil, for what? TV time? You disgust me.? The fans are booing and they start another chant. ?WWA will be sorry for injustices to Ryan Willis and Dr. Pepper, we will destroy Kincaid and Michaels to send message to WWA officials!?
Both Dr. Pepper and Ryan Willis walks to the ring they wave their flags and then they give them to the ring girl who places them at ringside Willis starts to argue with Kincaid the bell rings and we are underway.
Michaels drives a forearm into the chest of Pepps. Tobie Michaels snap suplexes Pepps. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Michaels tags out to Rob Kincaid. Michaels \ Kincaid whip Pepps into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. 1 - 2 - kick out. Second rope flying axe handle, Pepps goes down. Pepps backdrops Rob Kincaid out of a piledriver attempt. Pepps does a big move, driving Rob Kincaid down to the mat. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tag between Dr. Pepper and Ryan Willis. Super frankenthingy on Kincaid, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - 2.999 DDT by Ryan Willis. Rob Kincaid takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Rob Kincaid hits a rolling kick on Willis. Kincaid tags out to Tobie Michaels. Suplex by Tobie Michaels, Willis landed on his ass...heh. Willis tags out to Dr. Pepper. Pepps gets caught with a short powerbomb from Michaels. Dr. Pepper is in trouble. Here it comes - Sweet Chin Music. 1....2...3, it's finished. Pepps \ Willis look like they aren't done...and they attack Michaels \ Kincaid! After an exchange of blows, Michaels and Kincaid are laid out in the ring.
Winner: Rob Kincaid & Tobie Michaels
Rob Kincaid and Tobie Michaels are celebrating as Richter Jacobs walks out from the back he too is carrying a microphone ?You know I was sitting backstage and I watched this match and I have to say that the match was a let down, Rob, I have to say this to you I want to face you Monday and show Ryan Willis and Dr. Pepper how this should be done, don?t decide yet talk to me Monday.? Richter Jacobs? theme hits and he walks to the back, the music of Rob Kincaid then hits and they walk to the back we are almost ready for our next match backstage we go!
The Buttboy and Connor MacManus keep up the search for DraVen Matrix in the arena, they enter one room and do not find him, they slam the door shut and they keep the search going but we cannot keep following them we have a match coming up.
Alexis L?vesque vs Angelina Love
Alexis L?vesque?s music hits and she comes out from the back the fans are cheering her, she slaps the hands of the fans as she comes down the ramp she slides into the ring and we await her opponent. Angelina Loves? music hits the fans turn from cheering to booing as they are not a big fan of her she walks to the ring posing for the male fans and she gets onto the ropes and she slowly enters the ring taunting the male fans some more the female fans let out some groans.
Kick from Alexis L?vesque...to the leg! Oh the humanity! DDT by Alexis L?vesque. 1 - 2 - kick out. Angelina counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Angelina hits a spinning back kick. 1 - 2 - kick out. Angelina hits a high kick on Alexis L?vesque. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Alexis L?vesque ducks a clothesline attempt. Super frankenthingy on Angelina, who hit hard. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Alexis L?vesque misses a clothesline. Angelina Love charges, L?vesque moves, and the referee is knocked out. Angelina Love blasts L?vesque with a crap kick. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Angelina Love hits a crap missile dropkick on L?vesque. 1 - 2 - 2.999 L?vesque counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Alexis L?vesque moves in for the kill. Canadian Killer! 1....2....3.
Winner: Alexis L?vesque
We?re backstage again and The Millionaires Club burst through the locker room door and Dave Harding is there and they attack him they are all getting their shots in and they leave him a bloody mess.
WWA United States Title Match
Scott Sandars? vs Paul Nixon
?Superstat? by Saliva hits as out comes Scott Sandars carrying the WWA United States Title the fans are mixed for Sandars but he doesn?t care he makes his way to the ring and he poses with the belt in the ring. ?2Xtrene? by Zach Tempest hits the fans are cheering as Paul Nixon comes out from the back he?s jumping around the stage and then poses for the fans he then makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. Sandars walks towards him and shoves him the referee holds them apart he takes the title from Sandars and rings the bell.
Nixon hits a dropkick on Scott Sandars. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Superstar is down. 1 - 2 - kick out. Scott Sandars fights out of a grapple. Superstar drives a forearm into the chest of Nixon. Gut buster, Nixon hits hard. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Fast lariat by Superstar, Nixon never saw it coming! Sucker! 1 - 2 - 2.999 Superstar drives a thrust kick into the chest of Nixon. Paul Nixon pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Nixon crushes Superstar with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - kick out. Ultra-cool piledriver-slam thing by Paul Nixon on Superstar. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Superstar gets caught with a short powerbomb from Nixon. Dropkick connects...Superstar goes down like a skanky hooker. Superstar powers out of a headlock. Nixon eats a suplex like a fat man eating a waffle. Man i could use a waffle right about now. Weird neckbreaker thing out of the corner from Scott Sandars...that was so brutal it should be outlawed. Scott Sandars misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee instead. Kill the referee! Scott Sandars slides out and grabs a chair, then gets back in the ring. Chair shot missed! Paul Nixon ducked it, and now grabs the chair. Superstar takes the shot instead! Wait - the referee is back up, and is calling for the bell. He's disqualifying Paul Nixon for using a chair! Superstar ends up with a cheap victory. Blake Kruspe comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Superstar turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Blake Kruspe has left Superstar down and bloodied.
Winner: ?and still WWA United States Champion Scott Sandars
The WWA United States title has gained in image.
Blake poses with the WWA United States Title we are a matter of hours away form WWA?s Hell or High Water PPV see you all there!