I'm so confused by this England selection.
- "Stokesy has made number five his own, and is in career-best form. Let's move him from there."
- "Rooty hates batting at three and does best at four. Let's move him to three."
- "Jos has done shit-all and averages about 20 for the last year and a half. Let's promote him to six"
- "We've just given Zak our backing and ended Denly's Test career to make room for him. Let's drop him after one bad Test."
- "Mark Wood averages 18 with the ball since fixing his runup, let's leave him out."