Ashes 2019 - 14 AUGUST 2019
Jonathan Agnew: “Well you hate to be the one to say it, but that was a fairly miserable 50 or so minutes for England. We’ve reached the lunch break here on Day 1 at Lords and England are already reeling after the loss of 4 wickets in pretty quick time. I’ve got two Englishmen with me who look about as glum as the London skyline did when we got to the ground this morning, Geoffrey Boycott and Phil Tufnell.”
Geoffrey Boycott: "There's something fundamentally wrong with this England side. You can't stand there Jonathan and tell me these are the best 11 players we have in this country, I wouldn't believe you. They're basic errors. And what's worse, we keep coming back to them time and again. It sounds like I'm picking on him, but Starc has got Denly again. That foot is planted on middle stump and he can't adjust to the ball as it moves. No, not good. They're going to get another hiding here if they're not careful."
Phil Tufnell: “And let’s not forget that that it could have been even worse! Very close to an LBW before lunch for Dawid Malan, but even though Australia reviewed it, it was a cracker of a decision from the umpire who saw the little tickle off the inside edge. England have been poor, but Starc and Hazelwood have got the most out of this pitch and the new ball.”
JA: "It was only a short session but there was plenty in it. Let's take a look back at play so far this morning."
JA: "Well, where would you like to start chaps? There's more than enough for you to go on after that!"
GB: “I’ve already mentioned Denly, he looks to have a flaw in his technique that Australia are going to expose time and again. I think we might have seen the last of Rory Burns as well. He needs to do something serious when he bats in the 2nd innings. He was comprehensively beaten by Starc, stumps and bails flying everywhere, he looks over matched. He made 11 runs at Edgbaston, total, 7 here this morning. He has some promise and its nothing against him, but maybe he needs to go back down a level and work a little bit more.”
PT: “Wrong line, wasn't it for Burns? He was on Bakerloo, the ball was on Jubilee! For me, one of the danger signs for England is that two of their heavy hitters, two of the guys who have managed to do a bit when others have folded, Root and Bairstow, they’re both back in the hutch. You have to feel sorry for Joe as he keeps getting some absolute jaffers, but it is what it is. He’s got to play at it as it’s going to knock down off stump, but then it goes away from the right hander down the slope, takes the edge. Bairstow might want to ask himself what he was doing trying to drive the very first ball he saw though.”
JA: "Aren't you being a little bit harsh on Denly, Geoffrey? Looking at the Hawkeye, Joe should have reviewed it as the ball pitched outside leg."
GB: “Well he was out, the man at the other end with the jacket on put his finger up! We’re not here to win any popularity contests, this is international cricket. These are Test matches. They’re meant to be a test. To pit you against the very best and see who comes out on top. At the moment, there’s only ever going to be one winner with some of these players and it's the man with the ball, not the bat. Like I say, it’s nothing personal, but the proof is in the puddling. Look up at that score board, it doesn’t lie.”
PT: “It’s hard to argue with after watching that morning session. It’s a good job it wasn’t a full two hours or England might have been all out by now! Dire straits really, there’s an awful lot of pressure on Stokes, Buttler and Ali from here. The ball is only 13 overs old, fresh bowlers after lunch, Australia haven’t even turned to Pat Cummins yet and he was excellent at Edgbaston. Hmmmm, not good at all really!”
JA: “Well, the players are heading back through the Long Room so we’d better vacate gentlemen. Thanks for your input during the lunch break. Bad morning for England, can they do anything to turn the tide?”
2019 Ashes, 2nd Test - Lords, London.
Lunch Day 1
Lunch Day 1
England v Australia, Australia lead 1-0
England 1st innings - 32-4, 13.0 overs, J.Denly 9, M.Starc 7-2-11-2
England 1st innings - 32-4, 13.0 overs, J.Denly 9, M.Starc 7-2-11-2
Jonathan Agnew: “Well you hate to be the one to say it, but that was a fairly miserable 50 or so minutes for England. We’ve reached the lunch break here on Day 1 at Lords and England are already reeling after the loss of 4 wickets in pretty quick time. I’ve got two Englishmen with me who look about as glum as the London skyline did when we got to the ground this morning, Geoffrey Boycott and Phil Tufnell.”
Geoffrey Boycott: "There's something fundamentally wrong with this England side. You can't stand there Jonathan and tell me these are the best 11 players we have in this country, I wouldn't believe you. They're basic errors. And what's worse, we keep coming back to them time and again. It sounds like I'm picking on him, but Starc has got Denly again. That foot is planted on middle stump and he can't adjust to the ball as it moves. No, not good. They're going to get another hiding here if they're not careful."
Phil Tufnell: “And let’s not forget that that it could have been even worse! Very close to an LBW before lunch for Dawid Malan, but even though Australia reviewed it, it was a cracker of a decision from the umpire who saw the little tickle off the inside edge. England have been poor, but Starc and Hazelwood have got the most out of this pitch and the new ball.”
JA: "It was only a short session but there was plenty in it. Let's take a look back at play so far this morning."
JA: "Well, where would you like to start chaps? There's more than enough for you to go on after that!"
GB: “I’ve already mentioned Denly, he looks to have a flaw in his technique that Australia are going to expose time and again. I think we might have seen the last of Rory Burns as well. He needs to do something serious when he bats in the 2nd innings. He was comprehensively beaten by Starc, stumps and bails flying everywhere, he looks over matched. He made 11 runs at Edgbaston, total, 7 here this morning. He has some promise and its nothing against him, but maybe he needs to go back down a level and work a little bit more.”
PT: “Wrong line, wasn't it for Burns? He was on Bakerloo, the ball was on Jubilee! For me, one of the danger signs for England is that two of their heavy hitters, two of the guys who have managed to do a bit when others have folded, Root and Bairstow, they’re both back in the hutch. You have to feel sorry for Joe as he keeps getting some absolute jaffers, but it is what it is. He’s got to play at it as it’s going to knock down off stump, but then it goes away from the right hander down the slope, takes the edge. Bairstow might want to ask himself what he was doing trying to drive the very first ball he saw though.”
JA: "Aren't you being a little bit harsh on Denly, Geoffrey? Looking at the Hawkeye, Joe should have reviewed it as the ball pitched outside leg."
GB: “Well he was out, the man at the other end with the jacket on put his finger up! We’re not here to win any popularity contests, this is international cricket. These are Test matches. They’re meant to be a test. To pit you against the very best and see who comes out on top. At the moment, there’s only ever going to be one winner with some of these players and it's the man with the ball, not the bat. Like I say, it’s nothing personal, but the proof is in the puddling. Look up at that score board, it doesn’t lie.”
PT: “It’s hard to argue with after watching that morning session. It’s a good job it wasn’t a full two hours or England might have been all out by now! Dire straits really, there’s an awful lot of pressure on Stokes, Buttler and Ali from here. The ball is only 13 overs old, fresh bowlers after lunch, Australia haven’t even turned to Pat Cummins yet and he was excellent at Edgbaston. Hmmmm, not good at all really!”
JA: “Well, the players are heading back through the Long Room so we’d better vacate gentlemen. Thanks for your input during the lunch break. Bad morning for England, can they do anything to turn the tide?”