Right Arm Fingerspin - Bahjji. Control, can bowl fligh and flat, good turner, and aggressive.
Left Arm Fingerspin - Vettori. Could be Panesar, but Vettori has experience and the skill - quicker ball, tosses it up, can spin it a bit, accurate. Rafique deserves a mention, but he has fallen away a bit of late.
Right Arm Wristspin - After Warney, it's gotta be Kumble.
Jumbo gets bounce, spin, is accurate, and has got every variation available. Legend. Murali counts as Right Arm Wristpsin, but I like Kumble better. Murali is genius though.
Left Arm Wristspin - Limited in choice, either Dave Mohammed or Hogg. Both have good control, can flight the ball, have a nice googly and can bat a bit. But only one is still playing for his country, so Hogg it is.
Right Arm Quick - No one quicker and more lethal that Slinga Malinga.
Left Arm Quick - No one. Period.
Right Arm Fast Medium - Lots of contenders. Excluding McGrath, it's Pollock. Easily. Swing both way, control, had pace in the 1990s, slower ball, height, bounce and good batter.
Left Arm Fast Medium - Zaheer. Same as above, but without the batting.
Right Arm Medium - Collingwood is the best of the dibbly dobblers currently. Gets wickets, no matter how controversial. One could argue he slipped the umps a little something, but if it brings you wickets, then so be it...
Left Arm Medium - Are there any? Pathan is currently bowling at Medium, and since he is the only one I can think of who got a 5-fer in tests and ODIs, it's him.
Right Arm Rubbish -
For those who don't fit above. And there can only be one man. One who bowls offbreak, legbreaks, swing and seam all in one. None other than Sachin. Wickets in every test country bar Sri Lanka, and fifers in ODIs, easily the best of the rubbish.
Left Arm Rubbish - Good old Gilo! But for completely different reasons, as be didn't bowl offbreaks, legbreaks, swing OR seam, but still took 143 wickets in Test Cricket and the first man to get Sachin out stumped! Take a bow!
We know we cant!
