DJ Ager
International Cricketer
Watson: "Why am I stood here alongside two greats of the game? I suck. I can't bat or bowl and my fielding isn't even that good. Man I wish I was Zimbabwean then I could have played in their A side. I'm really not very good am I? Why on earth do Australia pick me? I'm not very good. Even Glen Chapple is a better all rounder than me. Man i'm embarrassed now. Hayden and Ponting are good, why couldn't they get someone like Hussey to model it? I'm so out of place. Maybe I should retire. I didn't even do well in English County cricket. I really am one of the worst Australian cricketers ever. Perhaps Scott Muller was worse than me? Maybe even Mick Lewis? Nah, Micky was way better than me; He actually bowls well occasionally unlike me, I suck. I wonder if i'm any good at Darts... "
lmao

