Champions League Thread (the dawn of time - 2014)

[puddleduck]

Some basic maths.

(Robben + Ribery + Gomez) - (Terry + Cahill + Ivanovic + Ramires + Meireles) = Trouble.

(Ronaldo + Benzema + Di Maria + Ozil) - (^^^^) = Oh dear.

 

[Sahil 7]

wow barcelona are out of the competition its just amazing well played chelsea.today i feel bayern may win

 

[Mike23]

The first time i cheered for chelski and they didnt disappoint,terry is still a F*ckin B*stard though. Hala Madrid!!

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Some basic maths.

(Robben + Ribery + Gomez) - (Terry + Cahill + Ivanovic + Ramires + Meireles) = Trouble.

(Ronaldo + Benzema + Di Maria + Ozil) - (^^^^) = Oh dear.

This only works on paper but doesnt apply in real life, you never know it could be the other way around (hope not)!

 

[P Squared]

What a performance by Chelsea. Ramires was brilliant and I'm so glad that Barca won't be winning the Champs League again this season.

 

[Haarithan]

Thought Gary Neville's commentary during the build-up to Torres' goal was bloody hilarious! Orgasm at its best.

Meanwhile, Ramos, Alonso, Coentrao and Higuain are all one yellow card away from missing Real Madrid's next European encounter.

To play like that, ride your luck and get a result thanks to a much-maligned ex-LFC striker deserves credit. Well done Bolton!

Hahaha. Saw similar jokes on my twitter timeline:

"Ex Liverpool striker, slated all year round, his goal helped his team to a vital victory. Tremendous composure. Take a bow David Ngog."

"What an incredible result, go away from home & score twice, coming from behind, takes grit & determination, well done Bolton."

 

[KBC]

If Madrid progress, It's a double-edged sword case for Mourinho. Needless to say why.

O bouy this season hazzz epic ending.

 

[1iram1]

Penalty to decide the game between Real and Bayern. Currently 3-3 on aggregate.

 

[puddleduck]

Thought Real dominated extra-time, but none of their fresh subs did enough with the attacking possession.

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Heh... bottler again Clearly only one nation winning a semi-final penalty shoot out ha

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Bayern v Chelsea then

Oooo. Terrible penalty from Kroos.

 

[Dutch]

My money is on Bayern... ooops might regret that yet!!

 

[puddleduck]

Just don't understand how a player with 60 goals this year can't just hammer a penalty into the top corner. For 200,000 a week, surely you bury it?

Oh my word. Another terrible penalty. Game on!

 

[Dutch]

Unbelievable....

 

[puddleduck]

Jeff...

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Would never have let Ramos anywhere near a penalty. The man is a complete liability in anything resembling pressure haha

 

[Dutch]

Mwhaaahhhaaaa

 

[puddleduck]

I'm sorry, but if you're telling me Ramos having played 120 minutes takes a penalty ahead of Higuain and Kaka than you're basically telling me those two have no mental strength at all. They're basically paid money to score goals.

 

[barmyarmy]

Kaka missed second.
Chelsea v Bayern = seriously unlikely final.