Checklist for MattW's Visit to BigAnt's Office

[sual1234567890]

^^^ What if the cake is poisoned?

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Or what if the cake turns out to be in strawberry flavor and not chocolate?

 

[007avenger007]

boring... Do this instead:

1) ask for cake
2) if no cake shows, upturn nearest desk and storm off
3) if cake shows, demand someone slice it for you because you're afraid of knives whilst using the phrase "...because i'm matt f'n double ya"
4) eat cake
5) apparently they make some cricket sports game, so just take a photo of it on your camera phone and high five the hot receptionist on your way out


addendum: Wear sunglasses the entire time. Attire onself in an ed hardy t-shirt and leather pants. Style always.

the cake is a lie!

 

[Biggs]

Matt also needs to tag the BA Bathroom with "NAVEEN WAZ HAIR" somewhere...

 

[79cricket]

Boring... do this instead:

1) Ask for cake
2) If no cake shows, upturn nearest desk and storm off
3) If cake shows, demand someone slice it for you because you're afraid of knives whilst using the phrase "...because I'm MATT F'N DOUBLE YA"
4) Eat cake
5) Apparently they make some cricket sports game, so just take a photo of it on your camera phone and high five the hot receptionist on your way out


Addendum: Wear Sunglasses the entire time. Attire onself in an Ed Hardy T-Shirt and leather pants. Style always.

Ok Biggs, go now and buy a cake and tell us how it tastes. Then maybe you will stop talking about cake.

 

[Biggs]

Tastes like the tears of Mike Fegan...

 

[MattW]

Matt also needs to tag the BA Bathroom with "NAVEEN WAZ HAIR" somewhere...

I have a feeling that's where the cake will come from if I do.

 

[SalmanWahidi]

It is hard sometimes impossible to bowl Six Deliveries in same spot as the controls are different!

Hmm if that's the case then I am fine with it because no bowler can bowl six consecutive deliveries on a same spot at same speed

 

[Biggs]

I have a feeling that's where the cake will come from if I do.

...either way it's where it's ending up.

 

[Dutch]

Tastes like the tears of Mike Fegan...

Tears of Fegan by E. Clapton

"Have you seen the game,
Built on the tears of Mike Fegan?
Will it be the same
As Ashes 09 warmed up again?

I must be strong
Cos it takes so long
For this game to come
From Mike Fegan.......

Wil it be the same
As Big Ants Cricket
Or will it just belong
In the bargain bin bucket

Vine videos bring you down
Makes you fall on your knees
Screenshots back to front
Have you begging please, begging please,

Have you seen the game
Being made by Mike Fegan?
Will it be the same
As Ashes 09 again........mmmm, mmmmm,mmmmm

 

[Biggs]

Tears of Fegan by R. Symons

I fixed it for you...

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[Dutch]

Excellent! I shall think of a few more potential hits that will make up the sound track.......

1. Tears of Fegan
2. Dont Release So Close To Me
3. Its an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Pile of Trickstar Crap
4. The End (of several careers)
5. If You Are Going To San Francisco (leave the xbox at home as the Ashes game is shite)

To name but a few potential additions.....

 

[Dutch]

The band will need a name.....Ross and The Office Girls? Boss Ross and The Merrymen?

 

[Biggs]

Ross and the Receptionists...

 

[007avenger007]

Ross and the Receptionists...

Ross and the Receptionists - BigAnt Killed The (Trickstar) ft. 007avenger007

 

[Biggs]

Needs hotter receptionists...