Parcelmoose
Associate Cricketer
- Joined
- Oct 19, 2017
- Profile Flag
- England
Ben Brown (sauce)?God, it’s like the KGB on here with all this secret information!
Is a trailer gonna tell us if our batsmen are stood out of their crease all the time getting stumped, if they run to the same end every ball, if batting averages calculate correctly or if skills randomly max out after five years grafting in career?
Sorry, I’m moving on!
I’m having gammon and chips tonight but will I sprinkle it with Philip Salt, Michael Pepper, Graham Onions or Phil Mustard?