Cricket Jokes

[Ha$eeB]

Alright galz n guys! If you know any original jokes or funny things about any cricketer, I would like you to share with rest of us. I ll start one.

It was way back in 1993, when Pakistan won the world cup. The Pakistan team like others were staying in a hotel. One of the players, i would not take the name, ordered a Pepsi in his room.

A waiteress came with the Pepsi and the chap said to him "Sit down". and he went to the Bathroom. After a while he returned and saw the waitress was sitting down with the tray in her hand and he said " No no not you, Pepsi Sit down."

 

[evertonfan]

What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

 

[langerrox]

the english cricket team,

that is all.

 

[evertonfan]

:laugh

Flintoff's captaincy, Mahmood's batting, Harmison's first Test bowling. Take your pick.

 

[FreddieFan]

During a village match the umpire was heckled by supporters of the home side. After a while he left the field and went and sat down in a deckchair among the noisy spectators. 'What's the idea?' he was asked.

'It appears you get the best view from here,' he replied.

-Brian Johnston

 

[Pak_cricketer]

the english cricket team,

that is all.

Haha! :rtfl

 

[Deleted member 13648]

A very keen cricketer asked a divine, allegedly with good connections on high, whether there was any cricket in heaven.
The priest replied:"I can't tell you now, but if you come back on Sunday, I might have an answer."

On Sunday the priest told the cricketer, "I've had good news and bad news . The good news is : Yes, there is cricket in heaven . And now for the bad news, you are in to bat on Friday!"

 

[marapets]

Haha! :rtfl

If we are a joke what is the pakistan team we beat you 3-0 mate! ok you had ure injuries but that was almost an england second XI.


:boxing

 

[Deleted member 13648]

If we are a joke what is the pakistan team we beat you 3-0 mate! ok you had ure injuries but that was almost an england second XI.


:boxing

Take a joke, and he was right anyway, we're sh*t

 

[F4rrukh]

What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Good one evo!