Official World Cup Jokes Thread

[usy]

Italian fan takes it abit too far I supose : LOL.

 

[usy]

 

[blackleopard92]

lol
now a website on that particular incident!

 

[duffarama]

Usy, some of those pictures are particularly harsh. I hope this wouldn't happen in real life!

 

[usy]

LMAO, i never made them , they are funny though.

 

[Left_Hander]

I like the last one. Looks really funny, but I have seen it before.

 

[F4rrukh]

Lets see what will happend to Ronaldo when he goes back to England

 

[James219]

Why England will not win the football WorldCup!

It's all about the fans.....








Swedish Fan

Portugese Fan

Brazil Fan

Dutch Fan

A Italian Fan

Paraguay Fan

AND an English Fan

So, why didn't Sweden, Portugal, The Netherlands, Brazil or Paraguay win the cup?
By the way, that Brazilian looks like Amelie Mauresmo- not a compliment....

 

[usy]

Calm down man, it's only a joke .

 

[Big_Boss]

Here's A Joke: :

COLLEGE stands for?

Come On Lets Love Every Girl Equally. . .

 

[usy]

and it has something to do with the World Cup.. :..

 

[aitzaz]

Q: Why did the soccer player hold his boot to his ear? A: Because he liked sole music
2:When the manager of a Third division club started to discuss tactics, some of the team thought he was talking about a new kind of peppermint.
3:It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle, so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession.

 

[James219]

Calm down man, it's only a joke .

Haha, I know, I wasn't really supporting England in the tournament, and it was actually pretty funny- just pointing out the obvious....
By the way, aitzaz, Ivory Coast's nickname is actually The Elephants!

 

[Adarsh]

In the BBC prematch build up to the World Cup final:

1650 BST: Debate, as ever, rages on our messageboards. And not just about who will win, but about the quality of tonight's match. User Alexander801 is not optimistic - "Drink lots of coffee to stay awake, you will need it," he warns. But Defoe'sRightPeg is having none of it. "We thought Milan-Liverpool in 2005 in Istanbul would see two great defences cancel each other out. God how wrong we were." Our hope? It will be a classic - but drink lots of coffee anyway, as coffee's nice.

:rtfl