duffarama
Chairman of Selectors
I sense that everyone agrees with you. Hilarious!Ritwik said:
Official World Cup Jokes Thread
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aitzaz
Club Cricketer
The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Poland" are good enough to win the World Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
i still dont get what it means :d
now this one is simple to understand! Q: Why did the manager take his pencils off his players? A: So they couldn't draw.
here is the one i disagree but i am still posting
Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl? A: Waste of Spice
this must be submitted by an arsenal fan!
Q: What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? A: Cold Trafford!
Q: Why are the seats at football grounds always cold? A: Because there's a fan in every one!
i still dont get what it means :d
now this one is simple to understand! Q: Why did the manager take his pencils off his players? A: So they couldn't draw.
here is the one i disagree but i am still posting
Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl? A: Waste of Spicethis must be submitted by an arsenal fan!
Q: What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? A: Cold Trafford!Q: Why are the seats at football grounds always cold? A: Because there's a fan in every one!
aitzaz
Club Cricketer
makes it a good joke doesnt it!
blackleopard92
Panel of Selectors
Why England will not win the football WorldCup!
It's all about the fans.....
Swedish Fan
Portugese Fan
Brazil Fan
Dutch Fan
A Italian Fan
Paraguay Fan
AND an English Fan
u can also see why Brazil is the greatest...
It's all about the fans.....
Swedish Fan
Portugese Fan
Brazil Fan
Dutch Fan
A Italian Fan
Paraguay Fan
AND an English Fan
u can also see why Brazil is the greatest...
aitzaz
Club Cricketer
good one leo!
blackleopard92
Panel of Selectors
she burns the lot.Ritwik said:
aitzaz
Club Cricketer
Some flies were playing soccer in a saucer, using a sugar lump as a ball. One of them said, "We'll have to do better than this, lads. We're playing in the cup tomorrow."
David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. Posh asks him why hes celebrating. He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."
Q. Why is it so hot after a soccer game? A: Because all the fans have gone home.
Q: Why did the soccer player hold his boot to his ear? A: Because he liked sole music
Q: What position would a horror film star play, in a football team? A: Ghoulie. (now whats that!)
David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. Posh asks him why hes celebrating. He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."
Q. Why is it so hot after a soccer game? A: Because all the fans have gone home.
Q: Why did the soccer player hold his boot to his ear? A: Because he liked sole music
Q: What position would a horror film star play, in a football team? A: Ghoulie. (now whats that!)
aitzaz
Club Cricketer
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea? A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Q. What's the difference between an Angola fan and a coconut? A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.
Q. What's the difference between an Angola fan and a coconut? A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.
cric_craze
Club Cricketer
great jokes.....
aitzaz
Club Cricketer
Q: Why are soccer players never asked for dinner? A: Because they're always dribbling!
Q: How did the soccer pitch end up as triangle? A: Somebody took a corner!
Q: How did the soccer pitch end up as triangle? A: Somebody took a corner!
hassan
International Coach
Just to add to Brazil Fans:
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wouldnt mind being in that stand lol
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wouldnt mind being in that stand lol
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