Downright Donkeys 2007/2008 Team Discussion Thread

[iloveireland]

can u mod please add a poll and add all our active members plz.

 

[Kiko_97]

Just to let everyone who has MSN I have changed my addy pick it up via my profile

 

[pal]

How's it goin', fellas?

 

[Cricketman]

We just pwnd the so called "Legends".

It's all good personally though, what about you Pal?

 

[iloveireland]

I think they are legends at losing. Plus I got a new ferrari for not getting a lot of runs

 

[Leicester Fox]

Jokey time
Little girl walks in the bathroom just as her dad is getting out the shower

"Daddy, Daddy, what's that?"

"That's my penis, love"

"When will i have one of them ?"

"In about 20 minutes when your Mum goes to bingo"

=====

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her privates and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him," crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the Curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".


I thank you donkeys.

 

[tassietiger]

Jokey time
Little girl walks in the bathroom just as her dad is getting out the shower

"Daddy, Daddy, what's that?"

"That's my penis, love"

"When will i have one of them ?"

"In about 20 minutes when your Mum goes to bingo"

=====

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her privates and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him," crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the Curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".


I thank you donkeys.

Those jokes would be inappropriate for any other thread on these forums, but on this thread, any post is a good post, because we don't care. I love bad taste jokes.

 

[iloveireland]

NEW DONKEY MEMBERS REMEMBER:

Donkeys love spam. It tastes nice on rice!!

 

[Kiko_97]

Here is Lord Giggity Giggity can I be a god?

 

[Jaztheman]

How's it goin', fellas?

Pal has come back.

We are winning loads in OD but are struggling a little in FC, who cares?

We part-eh. :happy

 

[Kiko_97]

Is anybody online on MSN?

 

[SciD]

I need promotion.

 

[treva]

I think they are legends at losing. Plus I got a new ferrari for not getting a lot of runs

Who's top of the OD league?

I rest my case, and will now leave this pig sty you call your home...

 

[Jaztheman]

It's called Shrek's Swamp!

 

[SciD]

you can get away with calling us pigs. We are elegant Donkeys.