Downright Donkeys 2008/2009 Team Thread

[Leicester Fox]

The smartest thing to come out of your mums mouth is my cock.

 

[Cricketman]

ROFL.


I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.

 

[tassietiger]

Just had a cheeky check of this thread and it looks rude. Continue.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Your mom was in a big accident. Seriously, it was catastrophic. She had you as a result.

 

[Cricketman]

That was terrible.

Cricketman added 1 Minutes and 5 Seconds later...

Btw, to get this place more active I'm willing to offer 100k to each of the top 5 posters after the end of the season.

300k for the top.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Your mom was terrible.

You might as well just pay me now...

 

[Therbs]

It seems to me as though these unresolved parental issues may cause problems.

 

[tassietiger]

Q: What will get more action, a Bruce Willis movie or your mum's private parts?
A: A Bruce Willis movie, because your mum is dead.

This is the best way to break the awful news to a friend that their mother has passed on. You may lose that friend out of it, but the shock factor is stunning.

 

[Therbs]

I'd like to think that if they are a true friend they'd appreciate the honesty, not to mention the wit.

 

[Panda]

Sorry Panda went AWOL for a week.. Panda didnt take Geelongs lose to well.

 

[smssia0112]

Sorry Panda went AWOL for a week.. Panda didnt take Geelongs lose to well.

Panda goes for England and Geelong? I can't imagine you'd be too popular and/or happy.

Of course I go for Geelong as well, and also went AWOL for a bit here, but still...

tassie I like that joke, reminds me of some others I've heard somewhere. Can't remember which though.

 

[Therbs]

Sorry Panda went AWOL for a week.. Panda didnt take Geelongs lose to well.

That makes you a very sad Panda. Never mind, there's always space travel to consider.

 

[KBC]

That makes you a very sad Panda. Never mind, there's always space travel to consider.

not this year hopefully. Better look around our earth first

 

[ZoraxDoom]

We are a disgrace to spammers. We are last on post count!

 

[wolf]

We are a disgrace to spammers. We are last on post count!

Well actually second to last to Soakers. But the Soakers are not spammers, we just post pure quality.