Big "nobody else wants to come 28 hours for this" energyView attachment 299523
Three spinners in New Zealand, no proper keeper in the squad and Jacob Bethell (average 25.44, no centuries, strike rate 48) as the lone spare batter. I'm in awe.
Paternity leaveAny idea why Jamie Smith isnt in the mix of things for this tour?
But it means much more than any other as it is made out of the wood taken from the bats of each of the two batters used to score hundreds against the other team
They did it. Those crazy bastards did it.
Ollie Robinson the Keeper didn't have a valid passport. Genuinely.Probably difficult to get a keeper out there on two days notice.
To be fair, he'd not be prepared for Test 1 anyway - he'd be playing the day after he got in, and the same time period after my (shorter) Chicago to Brisbane trip, I tried to eat sauce with a fork because I was so tired that I forgot how to humanOllie Robinson the Keeper didn't have a valid passport. Genuinely.
Same reason I had to turn them downOllie Robinson the Keeper didn't have a valid passport. Genuinely.