Thankfully you didn't go with Harrisb's suggestion for the league.. who calls it the Sky Sports La Premier Liga... we're playing this game in England, not bloody China.
There is already some chaos in the Melbourne Demons squad, after allegedly the chairman was close to firing Jose Mourinho after realising that he had managed for Chelsea a couple of years ago. Thankfully, Blake did realise that he had only stayed there for 3 years and when Mourinho was asked about Chelsea he replied 'Bunch of pooftas, the lot of 'em' which kept him on Blake's good side.