Football Chants/Songs

[H0wZ4T!]

This was the game where we went down against Spurs. They do score a goal during the video, but our singing drowns out their cheers.

 

[DPRA]

Here is a better one:

Droylsden 2-0 Halifax! :cool:

 

[PhilD123]

Hollow, Hollow, Hollow,
Chelsea's success is *insert expletive* hollow
All the money it took
Off that big Russian Crook
But you'll never beat us in Moscow!

who's that man from Argentina
who's that man we all adore
plays with rooney
plays with wes
he's our superstar tevez
and forever at United he will score

Ryan Ryan Ryan
At the JJB giggs will win ten,
Shearer watches with one,
Gerrard plays on with none,
At the JJB giggs will win ten!

We'll win the football league again
This time in the JJB
This time in the JJB
This time in the JJB
We'll win the football league again
This time in the JJB!

 

[Monty57]

His Neck Scares proved he lost his head tevez tevez
He'll never s*** a sexy bird Tevez Tevez
Your Ugly T*** or Argie C***
Theyve sown your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez Frankenstines son

 

[PhilD123]

Argentina! Argentina! Argentina! Argentina! Argentina! Argentina! Argentina! Argentina!

 

[Kiko_97]

Who's that man from Argentina?
Who's that man they all adore?
Plays with Rooney, plays with Wes
He's our superstar Tevez
And forever at United he will score!

 

[Kiko_97]

Viva John Terry,
Viva John Terry
Should've won the cup
but he messed it up,
Viva John Terry

 

[MasterBlaster76]

He won it two times,
He won it twoooo times!
He's done it at last!
Fergie's won it two times!

 

[PhilD123]

To the tune of "I love you baby"

Oh Owen Hargreaves
You are the love of my life
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I'd let you sh** my wife
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I want curly hair too

 

[usy]

lol haha.. good, maybe i can use that on my next album.

 

[PhilD123]

Bump-ety-bump.

Who's that slave they call Ronaldo
Who's that slave we once adored
With shackles round his feet
On a hundred grand a week
Dozy *use of expletive* think before you speak.



This is class though, to Billy Joel's "Piano Man".

We won it for Busby at Wembley
Next time we won it in Spain
We honoured our history and memory
As we won it in Moscow again.

:cool:

 

[MasterBlaster76]

That's a good Ronaldo one! What's the tune?

 

[pommie mbangwa]

"David Moyes, David Moyes, Davie, Davie Moyes! He's got red hair but we don't care, Davie David Moyes!"

Or alternativley;

"David Moyes, David Moyes, Davie, Davie Moyes! He's get red pubes and we always lose, Davie David Moyes!

or even david moyes,david moyes davie,davie moyes the ginger jock with a 12 inch c**k davie david moyes

 

[MasterBlaster76]

Nice one! Also, good to have some new blood around here, it's been a while. Only three posts, welcome.

 

[DPRA]

One from Last night at Gateshead.

Whats that coming over the hill? Is it Steve Halford? Is It Steevve Hallfooord??