Fuuny Math Questions

[gullkhan0]

These are some question asked to some BRILLIANT students and they have their genius answers with them.

 

[Leggie]

Lol at the expanding brackets one, thats genius :laugh

 

[Ollie_H]

Some of them are old skool! I haven't seen the first one before though!

 

[aussie1st]

I always crack up at the 3rd one. The last is a real crack up and the 1st one is good.

 

[jim555]

My mate wrote this on a T.D exam

Q1 Why do you use a linisher?
A To make life easier!

Q2 Why do you wear safety goggles?
A So you can see into the future!

 

[Ollie_H]

Don't get either of them?

The best exam answer I have ever herd of was, apparently in a philosphy exam, not sure what sort (Uni or A Levls) but the question was, What is a Risk? And the person Answered, This. And then sat there for the rest of the exam and got an A*. Apparently!

 

[Gurjot95]

Lol at 3rd one :laugh

 

[The Spin]

If we're talking exam answers, here is one from Russel Howard:

Q. Name 6 animals which live specifically in the arctic.
A. 2 polar bears and 3 (crossed out) 4 seals

 

[King Cricket]

The third one cracked me up so bad! :rtfl

 

[H0wZ4T!]

I laughed on the 4th one, where the teacher writes 'Very funny Peter'. What that teacher doesn't know is that kid was probably serious, as a result of their poor teaching. Ironic.

 

[yashwanth kumar]

Finding X is a good one.........

 

[KingCJ]

I've seen the finding x one before, but it still amuses me, and the others are also good.

 

[r1a9j8e3]

Good ones dude.

 

[ARay]

An "interesting" exchange between teacher and student that took place in our school:

Q: Describe El Nino effect.
Ans: Hmmmm very good question Mam!
Teachers reply: Hmmmm very interesting reply. *draws an egg*

 

[Varun]

Amazing ones! :rtfl