A bit late to talk about this, but no matter; I would have come up with a somewhat different team given the same brief but I don't think I could have achieved the vibe of rinky-dink T20 franchise nonsense any better.
Here's my team:
1.
Frank Tarrant - A player who never played international cricket because he never stayed in one place long enough - huge Anton Devcich energy (but better)
2.
Lionel Tennyson - Perhaps not the best T20 player in the team, but Tennyson gets the capraincy thanks to a close personal connection to the team owner.
3.
Denis Compton - The literal face of the franchise; we spent big to get him, and will sell out of his replica shirts in about five minutes.
4.
Martin Donnelly - A wonderful player trusted with number four; can play the whole tournament thanks to dropping out of national team duty.
5.
Bill Alley - Was for years the highest-paid player going around, and it was enough for him to turn his back on first-class cricket until that became more profitable for him.
6.
Percy Fender - An all-action leg-spinning all-rounder, offers a little bit of everything and always gets described as "unselfish" on commentary.
7.
Derek Pringle - The young, brash all-rounder who you have to fit in the team somehow. Constantly shuffled around; only faces and bowls about 10 balls per match.
8.
Jim Smith - Bowls fast and hits bombs. If a wicket falls with two or three overs left you know he's getting sent in.
9.
Ernie Toshack - The franchise just overpaid hugely for the second-best Aussie left-armer available. Turns out he's not even that quick.
10.
Bob Appleyard - The team needs a weird spinner but can't afford SF Barnes. Thus picks up the next-best thing for cheap while everyone else worries he's too injury prone.
11.
Seymour Clark - The hastily signed replacement player after the first-choice keeper breaks a finger. Big 2022 Lachlan Pfeffer energy.