Group B - 9th Match Netherslands v Pakistan

[evertonfan]

-OMFG we actually hit a six!
-We'll still get beat
-The cleaners are awaiting their appointment with Mr.Rashid
-Shoaib has nasty testicles

 

[King Pietersen]

- Collingwood's a ████ captain.
- They need to sort out Anderson's field.
- Why are they trying to contain as opposed to trying to get wickets?
- Phil Mustard's rubbish.

 

[Ollie_H]

- James Foster is officially better than Matt Prior in every aspect.
- James Anderson is the sexiest cricketer in the world.
- Dimi Masca should be taken off.
- Jimmy needs to stop bowling wides.
- Why does Salman Butt have horrible gold gloves?

 

[King Pietersen]

- Broad is a legend.

 

[barmyarmy]

I was about to say to Ollie that Joe will fight Broad's corner for sexiest player.

 

[King Pietersen]

Here comes Gashid to undo all the good work done by the seamers.

 

[Ollie_H]

- Broad can't throw at the stumps from 2 yards
- Broad can't dive at the stumps with the ball as he will drop it.
- Anderson > Broad

 

[barmyarmy]

Pretty hard to get dot balls when anything that beats the outside edge is called wide.

 

[King Pietersen]

Gashid bowled bloody well actually. Outbowled Swanny today I thought. Definite improvement from the short rubbish he was bowling the other day.

 

[The_gas]

Again, im not looking at previous posts as im around 5 minutes behind coverage thanks to sky plus.

But, Adil Rashid bowling like some sort of sex god. Pff, not ready for action my arse.

 

[Simbazz]

-Why are people talking like this?

Anyways, bit difficult talk about this when PC is on its time of the month. Its more off and on than the Champions Trophy.

Shahid Afrida, eh? How crap is he now. And don't say he always was, because when he was younger, he could out hit any player!

Swann, bowling well!
Broad, bad few games it seems, he'll improve.
Anderson, these umpires don't like him, ey?

Pakistan, lost.

 

[Leicester Fox]

After the realisation that Broad has no balls his sexyness has gone way down. I mean he whole body just looks weird. Like a doll when you take the pants off. Enough of my weird hobbies though.

Holland>England>Pakistan>West Indies>Australia.

 

[Simbazz]

Gashid bowled bloody well actually. Outbowled Swanny today I thought. Definite improvement from the short rubbish he was bowling the other day.

Dan, when you start playing for England, and really get a proper chance in a tournament, then I'll be critical of you.

Really, Rashid is just finding his way in. He can bowl some proper leg-spin, and I do like the look of this 2-spinner England team. Nice balance.

 

[Themer]

Pakistan are in danger of getting such a bad net run rate overall that they may go out even if they beat Netherlands at this rate.

 

[evertonfan]

Afridi has always been a completely useless cricketer. It's no good having a player who plays one good innings out of 10. He is awful. What a waste of a good talent.