Humor & Jokes Competition - Question Thread

[SciD]

Here we go. The first question.

If you were coach of the following International sides, what excuse will you give for your team getting out of FIFA World Cup 2010:
1. England
2. Brazil
3. Argentina

Use the other thread for any discussion and post only your replies in here.

Good luck.

 

[Kiko_97]

1. England "The tea and scones weren't up to English standard
2. Brazil "The vuvuzela's interfiered with the carnival atmosphere so we couldn't play well.
3. Argentina "We needed the hand of god

 

[pcfan123]

1) England : There was a lack of South African talent in the dressing room

2) USA: Who cares, the real football season starts in 2 months

 

[Prithvi]

England: Get in some Proteans, we'll shine like how our Cricket team does. :laugh

 

[thedon5]

Here we go. The first question.

If you were coach of the following International sides, what excuse will you give for your team getting out of FIFA World Cup 2010:
1. England
2. Brazil
3. Argentina

Use the other thread for any discussion and post only your replies in here.

Good luck.

1. Wow, did you see, England won the World T20, that's enough for one century.

2. Kaka had diahorrea the day before the game so couldn't give his best. So we decided to fix the match.

3. It is FIFA's fault for not letting our players take cocaine. Look where it got me!

 

[Meet]

1. England-Its was just due to crowds,their noise just disturbed our whole plan.
2. Brazil-Well,it was not our fault, even after giving millions of cash to referee,he didn't been loyal to us.
3. Argentina-We were really very tired after the party last night.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

1. England-Its was just due to crowds,their noise just disturbed our whole plan.
2. Brazil-Well,it was not our fault, even after giving millions of cash to referee,he didn't been loyal to us.
3. Argentina-We were really very tired after the party last night.

I know thats not at all funny,but I know nothing about football.

:laugh HAHA omg dude I'm cracking up. So witty it's unbelievable!

 

[-D-S-B-]

Haha, love it meet!

 

[drainpipe32]

Ingenious

 

[darthlewis1]

England-The other teams cheated by having talented players on their team
Argentina- A Few of our players skillfull hands were injured causing a big problem in the goal department.
Brazil- We forgot to bribe the ref!

 

[Dutch]

The coaches blamed all their problems on the girlfriends and wives of the players.

England are out of the World Cup because we know nothing about sex or women: we shoot too early and if we are any where near the box we just close our eyes and squirm about a bit hoping we are getting somewhere near the target.

Brazil are out of the World Cup because they have particular fancies when it comes to women: they are so busy trying to find a way round the back that they forget the front needs some loving too. Also they are so busy poncing around admiring their own equipment that the other half has already pranced off for a do it on there own.

Argentinia are out of the World Cup because the coach had said that they were allowed sex before the match. However half the team got lost for two days trying to find a decent sheep farm.


(Meh, not very good but at least it's by my own hand....oooer, get him!)

 

[Dr. Pepper]

They were actually pretty damn funny!

 

[Imager36]

England - I'm afraid Emile Heskey failed to live up to my expectations by playing exactly as well as he does at club level.

Brazil - I realised that our flag had a massive teardrop on it, and felt our people ought to cry more often. Therefore, I produced misery and desolation, just as the flag suggests.

Argentina - We wanted to help our relations with the UK, and I felt it was better for us to share a common enemy for the future. Anyway, those two already have history...

 

[Prithvi]

Brasil: Lack of knowledge on Port Elizabeth ground and over confidence of players as we won the Confederations cup at the same country last time. And if Port Elizabeth was a part of confederations cup, we'd have sustained in the tournament.

Argentina: Black magic by some opponents made us lose the match.

 

[Dutch]

Is this thing actually still running?