I am leaving/back thread

[Pakistani Army]

Cheers! Can't stay away from this place too long, need my daily dose of lunacy.

You went away for a short period of time just for the publicity & gash, yeah?

 

[Ollie_H]

You went away for a short period of time just for the publicity & gash, yeah?

Yeah the babes love it when you go out in to town and tell them 'I'm taking a break from a Cricket forum currently, so that they will love me more.' Bet they all drop their pants!

 

[Themer]

To be fair my trousers would be round my ankles quicker than Angry Pixel to a Sachin Thread.

 

[Ollie_H]

Or the French to go on strike!

 

[jkartik]

To be fair my trousers would be round my ankles quicker than Angry Pixel to a Sachin Thread.

Not in the case of RDF though.

 

[pcfan123]

You went away for a short period of time just for the publicity & gash, yeah?

Wow you figured me out, you must be using that high tech spy equipment the Pakistani army is known for

 

[Dutch]

Damn it! I just got my head kicked in by 14 Stocholm skinheads: I thought i would be friendly with them and try the Planet Cricket code of friendly conversation. Being an utter sycophant I went for the old "me and my mates miss each other so much at our online cricket forum we lick each others faces like big wet dogs...what do you do" line...for some reason they started shoving broken bottles into my face and kicking fourteen colours of purple out of me. i was agitated to say the least. Thankfully Stockholm is a forward looking city and I have sent a report to the admins. I am sure i will get help soon....by the way does anyone know Swedish for " could someone get me an ambulance and a vacuum cleaner please?"?????

 

[Pakistani Army]

Wow you figured me out, you must be using that high tech spy equipment the Pakistani army is known for

Yes yes bro. It targets persons with similar characteristics such as yours.

 

[pcfan123]

Yes yes bro. It targets persons with similar characteristics such as yours.

That's funny, I could have sworn you lot did not develop gaydar yet. I guess you just stole it from the Chinese like you did your nukes.

 

[Pakistani Army]

That's funny, I could have sworn you lot did not develop gaydar yet. I guess you just stole it from the Chinese like you did your nukes.

Oh indeed we did. We target "queers" with a passion. Oh no man, this stuff is originally Pakistani.

 

[pcfan123]

so it's crap then

 

[Dutch]

Whilst you two are fighting world war three out with each other I managed to help myself: kan n?gon ge mig en ambulans och dammsugare? (Swedish for could someone get me an ambulance and a vacuum cleaner please!)

 

[pcfan123]

Sweden scares me, not the skinheads, the beautiful women

 

[Pakistani Army]

Whilst you two are fighting world war three out with each other.

Naah mate. Just a bit of friendly banter.

 

[Themer]

Sweden scares me, not the skinheads, the beautiful women

Anything that produced Ulrika Jonsson is something to be wary of. Not because she's beautiful that is though.