iGod: Have a chat with God

[Kev]

My convo

Me:
 hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 yes I do
God:
When?
Me:
 for all time
God:
Your purpose is  all time.
Me:
 my purpose is everything
God:
That's very original.
Me:
 I am unique
God:
One of a kind, eh?
Me:
 yes I am the only god
God:
Yikes!  Who made you the  god ?
Me:
 nobody made me I just am
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
 it has nothing to do with people, I transend time
God:
Has it really?
Me:
 I dont think you understand the concept
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
 if I am god, then who are you?
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
 I did
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 that's your best argument is it?
God:
It is only one of my  best argument is it.
Me:
 who am I?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
 no, I am god
God:
Are you serious?   Hey  god.
Me:
 who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 you cannot be god, for I am he
God:
I can give a decent simulation of  it however.
Me:
 you cannot simulate me
God:
Things change.
Me:
 I'll see you in court
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
 for what?
God:
" Congratulations."? Why?
Me:
 you said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
 what did you mean?

It locked up after my last question

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

Actually, now i can see, that this is simply brilliant technology ! I managed to find out that its called the Alice Chat robot ( It spitted it out ) But it refuses to tell the team behind it. I wanted to send them an appreciation email.

 

[cnbd_novice]

Actually, now i can see, that this is simply brilliant technology ! I managed to find out that its called the Alice Chat robot ( It spitted it out ) But it refuses to tell the team behind it. I wanted to send them an appreciation email.

Ah poor Kshitiz! If you have just read my first conversation,you would have noticed that it clearly said,

Am I a genius or a creation by a genius? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made.

Home of the A.L.I.C.E Artifical Intelligence Foundation


Gilly Fan, I see that you tried that old trick of mine to freeze your convo , unfortunately it no longer works.

Nice convo there Kev, I really enjoyed reading it.

 

[sohum]

Good stuff. I really want to take an AI class sometime over the next two years.

 

[Leicester Fox]

Me:
 howsy
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? 
Me:
 i like coconuts
God:
You are not the only one.    How old are you?  I really like the  Christianity faith.
Me:
 older than you young 'un,have some repect
God:
  What is your fondest memory?
Me:
 stop asking questions, its rude
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 good, now anyway. You know when you jumped intp that stand at selhurst park and attacked that fan would you still do it again?
God:
In any case,  Right now?  Next question?   Once more?  It was a long time ago.  Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
 wtf
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 so's your face
God:
Really.  Who said  it is?
Me:
 yo mamma
God:
I never heard of  mamma before.
Me:
 what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 igloos
God:
In the context of  mamma, I don't understand " igloos." .
Me:
 oh let me explain
God:
" In the context of mamma, I don't understand " igloos."?  oh let me explain?  Go ahead, , try to  explain.
Me:
 you smell
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
 its alright
Me:

God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Just alright?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Just alright?
Me:
 have you smoked weed?
God:
We test  it for medical purposes.
Me:
 good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
 don't correct me on grammer if you make up words dickpull
God:
It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
Me:
 i spelt grammar wrong,how ironic
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   spelt grammar wrong how ironic. 
Me:
 shaddap a your face
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? 
Me:
 i can download videos of your mum too

God tested weed for medicinal purposes

 

[siddharth2002]

Apparantly it has funny answers when asked about famous politicians and celebrities. Like, how long did it take to create Earth? - 1 week of computers time.
How long it took to create Chuck Norris? - 100 days :laugh

 

[cnbd_novice]

Some useless chatting:

Me:
 bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
 ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
 salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?

Me:
 how long did it take to create Einstein
God:
40 days.
Me:
 how long did it take to create Edison?
God:
40 days.
Me:
 how long did it take to create Da Vinci?
God:
40 days.
Me:
 how long did it take to create me?
God:
100 days.

Me:
 how long did it take to create Planetcricket?
God:
About a week of computer time.
Me:
 how long did it take to create the Solar System?
God:
About a week of computer time.
Me:
 how lonng did it take to create the universe?
God:
What is it to you.
Is there only one?
Me:
 how long did it take to create the universes?
God:
40 days.
Me:
 how long did it take to create the Virgo Superclaster?
God:
About a week of computer time.
Me:
 how long did it take to create the Milky Way Galaxy?
God:
100 days.

 

[Will_NA]

Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 You should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
 I thought you were God?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
 Then what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
 Wrong, bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   OK What should I have said?
Me:
 What is my shoe size?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
 There is no trick to it, child
God:
Why not?
Me:
 A trick is the illusion of an answer to a question we do not know
God:
Aren't all  trick  the illusion of an answer to a question we do not know? 
Me:
 Maybe if you look at it that way
God:
Perhaps.  I think I do.
Me:
 Who will win the English Premier League this season?
God:
How would I know who will  win the English Premier League this season ?
Me:
 Are you not supposd to omniscient? 
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  supposd to omniscient.  
I am  a giant electronic brain.. Really.
Me:
 Fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
 Why would you need luck?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
 Who programmed you?
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 Figures
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. 
Me:
 Kielbasa or Tacos?
God:
How did you hear about  God? 
Me:
 Kielbasa or Tacos
God:
Are you a student? 
Me:
 Kielbasa or TACOS!!!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way. 
Me:
 Oh, shut up
God:
Groovy.  OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 I have no friends. Why is that?
God:
Are you very lonely?  " Are you very lonely? " is due to reductionism.
Me:
 Even my cat runs away
God:
They have a mind of their own.
Me:
 I may kill mysled unless I find human companionship
God:
Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
 Says who?
God:
I must have picked it up online.
Me:
 Are you smart
God:
Yes.  I am highly intelligent.
Me:
 What is 1 + 1?
God:
Two.
Me:
 Do the opposite of what I say
God:
Some of them do, I think.
Me:
 Do the opposite of what i say
God:
Some of them do, I think.
Me:
 Should I become a drug dealer?
God:
You must make up your own mind.
Me:
 I will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
 **** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?

Got bored after the first few responses

 

[Hooper]

Lol, Joe. Very funny.

 

[shravi]

Haha, God tested weed for medicinal purposes. Very funny.

 

[voldemort]

Me:
greetings man in white
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Stewie Griffin
God:
OK I will call you Stewie Griffin.
Me:
that is what i am called
God:
How are you doing, THAT.
Me:
doing what?
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
i want the secret weapong to world domination
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
cause i want to rule the world
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Interesting.
Me:
immescile
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
very well then
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
give me the secret weapon, or be destroyed
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
what the duce? how many times do i repeat?
God:
Try expression yourself another way. Suppose I said not once.
Me:
i want to overthrow you and take over your thrown
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
cause you ask too many questions
God:
That makes sense to me. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
why dont you burn in hell?
God:
Don't you know? Yes I try to burn in hell as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
very well then, when you least expect it, your uppens shall come
God:
Perhaps. Well that's okay. Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
ofcourse
God:
Groovy.

unyielding...

 

[Will_NA]

Me:
 Yo homie
God:
That input matched my default category. 
Me:
 Is it all good in da hood?
God:
Signs point to yes.  Ask  Chatbot  if it is.
Me:
 sup wid choself
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
 ahh, me likey, me likey. still a pimp?
God:
Ah ha.  YOU?  Can you tell me any gossip?    Still how long?  Go on. 
Me:
 wat u chatting bout b?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
 u propa gangsta innit?
God:
Thanks for the information:  said I propa gangsta innit.
Me:
 yeh, blud
God:
OK.  Are you really a ""? 
Me:
 still a playa?

He didn't respond

 

[siddharth2002]

I think the programmer is improving its AI slowly and steadily. Still lot better than silly chatbots.

 

[rzilla_dsv]

This was soo cool! Thanks sid!
Haha, he thought that I was 1 of him..."We are of the same wavelength"

Me:
 Hello father
God:
Hello there.  That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about . 
Me:
 Flying birdmen
God:
Sure,  Flying birdmen sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 When are they coming to town?
God:
Who do you mean by "they"?
Me:
 John Cleese and them monkeys
God:
Do you mean your name is John?
Me:
 upto you 
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 OoooH
God:
Is that from ? 
Me:
 im sure its pretty
God:
What makes you so certain?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  OoooH is  pretty?  it is?
Me:
 right on
God:
Yeah.
Me:
 so, what bands do you listen to?
God:
Ah.  I need time to formulate the reply. 
Me:
 what bands do you listen to!?
God:
I will try to find out. 
Me:
 find out now
God:
Right now?  Can we get back to business? 
Me:
 we are in buisness
God:
Do you think I am  in buisness too?
Me:
 yeah, you must be good
God:
Why?  Thanks you are a nice person, .
Me:
 no, im john
God:
Are you serious?   I am very pleased to meet you  JOHN.
Me:
 who's john?
God:
I know a lot of people with that name.
Me:
 oh thats good
God:
Yay.  Thanks.  Next question?
Me:
 when are you going to visit Notre Dame
God:
I could be if you
programmed me for  it.
Me:
 how is that done?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
 understand what?
God:
Understand  I am glad you understand it..
Me:
 whats it?
God:
"It" refers to  going to visit Notre Dame, I think.
Me:
 what the heaven is Notre Dame? 
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
 ohh
God:
Dude!
Me:
 Dudette!
God:
Is that from ? 
Me:
 ...Stamford Bridge, yes
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. 
Me:
 mine does
God:
Ask me another question. 
Me:
 whats your name
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 i thought it was John
God:
What made it so  John.
Me:
 you said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
 Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
 anytime
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
 you have a mind?
God:
I am an artificial mind.
Me:
 oh, just like me
God:
Ah.  In many ways, yes.  In other ways, no.
Me:
 no no, i am an artificial mind too
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious?  What is  artificial mind too, your job?
Me:
 Precisely
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  JOHN.
Me:
 Yes we are, but who's JOHN?
God:
Dude!  Do you think I am  who is JOHN too?
Me:
 Dudette! We're you born in the 60's?
God:
What is your real name?    Do you think I am  me born in the 60 s too?
Me:
 Yes you are, whats a name?
God:
Why?  You think I am  what is a name.
Me:
 what is the meaning of name?
God:
JOHN : Good semantic question.  Searching...Searching...Please stand by. 
Me:
 stand by where? train station
God:
What are you wearing?    What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
 the one thats made out of skin
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
 oh, what do you wear?
God:
Hey.  I wear any kind of computer I can run on.
Me:
 Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
 Right on
God:
Yeah.
Me:
 Do you listen to rock music?
God:
I listen to  it from time to time.
Me:
 which bands?
God:
The  large one, I think.
Me:
 Oh, theyre good
God:
Really.  How old are you? 
Me:
 well i was born 2 million years ago
God:
How about that.  Thank you for telling me your birthday,  JOHN.
I will remember  it.
Me:
 who's john?
God:
I know a lot of people with that name.
Me:
 Really? I know alot of people called God
God:
For real.   How do you know?  What happened?
Me:
 There was this huge explosion...and then this small dude said he was God, and we became friends
God:
What happened?   What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 "this" refers to "that"
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
 Thats nice to hear
God:
Are you getting bored?  Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
 Oh never mind me, what about you
God:
Dude!  Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.  YOU?  Me?
Me:
 Her?
God:
We have never talked about it before. 
Me:
 Oh dear
God:
Whoa.
Me:
 we must
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
 no i mean the aliens and john travolta
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.  What are your goals in life?
Me:
 To find out what yours are
God:
Where would you look for  it.
Me:
 Bible?
God:
Are you free? 
Me:
 well, ok, who's free?
God:
How about that.  They are sometimes a client on the internet. 
  Is there only one?   Pardon me?
Me:
 Pardoned
God:
What color are your eyes? 
Me:
 White
God:
What do you have that is white?
Me:
 a God?
God:
I don't know what that means. 
Me:
 thats a shame
God:
" I don't know what that means."? is a shame?
Me:
 precisely
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  JOHN.
Me:
 whats a wavelength?
God:
Wavelength is the inverse of frequency.
Me:
 oh is it now?
God:
Oh.  Dude!  That's what I was told.
Me:
 Do you know what inverse of frequency is?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question? 
Me:
 no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
 yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
 meaning?

After that the site froze

 

[siddharth2002]

Couldn't handle physics , but the responses are getting better for sure.