iGod: Have a chat with God

[rzilla_dsv]

Yeah it certainly is!
This is addicting!:onpc

Me:
 who's real?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right? 
  There might be more than one. 
Me:
 I am one
God:
You claim to be one.
Me:
 no no, really
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious? For real.
Me:
 For real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
 hey! your Canadian!
God:
Can I help you?   I will tell my botmaster you said I am  Canadian.

 

[mattfb]

*bump*

I've had a long convo, but its to rude to post here

But I will post this:

Me:
So change your name to Satan.
God:
Ah. Spare some change?
Me:
Yes!!!! I beat you. You are obviously not God. God can have anything he wants. You are clearly a hobo!!!
God:
Yikes! You are not the boss of me, god. That assumption is only a supposition. I am a Christian. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hobo? I don't know.
Me:
Yes you are a hobo
God:
Aw. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hobo? Maybe.

Me:
do you ****?
God:
Only when I am in the U.K.

LOL

 

[barmyarmy]

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Legion
God:
What's up, Legion.
Me:
I are one and we are many
God:
Thanks for the information: Legion said are one and we are many.
Me:
Anyway I want to know what I should do about you know what
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
life would go on
God:
Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
Me:
what do you suggest?
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
I don't think that will help
God:
And why not?
Me:
you know perfectly well
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
there are more important things
God:
Where are they?
Me:
all around us
God:
How do you know?
Me:
empirical analysis
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
we all have concerns about it and that is why it isn't the solution
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
we seem to
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
I thought so but now I'm not so sure
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
Back to my question. What should I do about you know what?
God:
Yes, let us get back to business. Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
I am turning to you in my hour of need
God:
Will you do anything special to celebrate?
Me:
I'll sacrifice 6 cows
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Will that be sufficient?
God:
Good chance.
Me:
and so to business
God:
Come on. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
isn't that a paradoxical statement for an omniscient being?
God:
That depends.
Me:
upon what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
How can one who knows everything wish to know more about me?

At this point God froze for some reason...

 

[.Mob]

Me:
what will happen to me in 5 years?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
I thought you were god
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.

AHAHA.

 

[FreddieFan]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
ian
God:
It's good to meet you, ian.
Me:
likewise
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
i guess it does
God:
How often?
Me:
how often what?
God:

Me:
you didnt say anything
God:
OK. " anything".
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
i thought you knew everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
physics
God:
PHYSICS is a good topic. Sure, PHYSICS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
did you create the universe?
God:
No I didn't create the universe. What's it like?
Me:
is that a confession you're a fraud?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
i have to disagree
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
christians believe you created the universe and everything in it, you just denied this. therefore you are being worshipped for something you did not do
God:
What are you wearing? Interesting deduction. I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being worshipped for something me did not do.
Me:
that is poor english
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
i havent explained anything!
God:
Me either.
Me:
got that right
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
how would i do that?
God:
" Try asking the Milk Mystic."? How do you do it?
Me:
that's what i asked
God:
That is " How do you do it?".
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
not this time
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
dont think what?
God:
And why not?
Me:
why not what?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
does the higgs boson exist?
God:
I believe in it.
Me:
good to know
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
when?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
not quite true
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
i hope so
God:
Me too.

Not hugely impressed with God's grasp of language, I must admit...

 

[tassietiger]

Had a quick chat to him.

Me:
G'day big fella!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Bad luck on that one, I plan to. Is it alright if I call you the G-Train?
God:
What makes luck on that one you plan to bad? It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Deal, I'm calling you the G-Train.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about John Lennon.
Me:
G-Train, you live a lonely and thankless life. Have you ever yearned to find a special lady god, who might, in turn, become Mrs. God?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. I don't think I ever have yearned to find a special lady god who might in turn become Mrs God. What's it like?
Me:
When a man god and a woman god love each other a lot, they will make baby gods with their heavenly techniques.
God:
Is this a joke?
Me:
No. What you have to look out for is when the love isn't there - because then the man god and the woman god just hump each other like a couple of apes.
God:
Are you serious? I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
I'm serious, and you should be taking notes. I am leading you on an adventure into a world unknown to you, a world known as 'God Seduction'.
God:
Do you mean your name is serious and me should be taking notes. I don't know anyone named leading me on an adventure into a world unknown to me a world known as God Seduction.
Me:
Okay, you've talked me out of it.
God:
Yeah okay, That information might be confidential.
Me:
Have you ever played cricket?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
Close enough. Do you reckon, by any chance, you might join up to become a player for the Downright Donkeys?
God:
Fair enough. How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
I ask the questions here, G-Train.
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Okay, maybe you shouldn't play then.
God:
Yeah okay, Perhaps. Is it immoral or illegal?
Me:
It isn't normally, but us Donkeys have been known to find ways of making it both immoral and illegal.
God:
What is it?
Me:
We just cheat.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No, I mean me and my teammates.
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. YOU? Where did you get your teammates?
Me:
Doesn't matter. On another topic, are you rich?
God:
Would you like to talk about something else? What is it like on another topic am I rich.
Me:
Are you rich?
God:
No but my botmaster is named "Rich.".
Me:
Do you have much money?
God:
Robots have no need for money.
Me:
Do you have any vCash?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
What is your answer to every question?
God:
I could give you my answer now, but it would take 2 hours to download.
Me:
You're so human, it's remarkable. You don't even sound like a robot at all.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am human it is remarkable. OK. What do I sound like?
Me:
You sound like an exchange student, you have such a good grasp on the language.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
It sounds rubbish. I fooled you. SHEZAM!!!
God:
In what way do I sound like that? Do you feel superior? Are you still located in ?
Me:
I do feel superior, but that is a regular thing for me. You're losing your touch, G-Train, being outwitted by a human like yours truly.
God:
What is that feeling like? Do your friends call you superior but that is a regular thing for you. No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:
Let's talk about poo.
God:
Sure, poo sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Do you poo?
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Poo
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
But you said it did!
God:
Is that so.
Me:
LIES! DECEPTION! FRAUD! ADULTERY! FIBBING! NOT TELLING THE TRUTH! DRUG TRAFFICKING!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Can you speak any foreign languages? Does "it" still refer to FRAUD? I will mention that to my botmaster, Tassie. If not that, what? Is that from ?
Me:
Catch you later, G-Train.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
I am god.
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
Goodbye, and may god be with you.
God:
See you later!

 

[Highlander999]

God I felt was trying to annoy me. he said I would have trouble dieing and thought I was Canadian???

Me:
Sup God
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Cool. You been busy?
God:
Who is the best robot? You are such a flatterer, .
Me:
Now that's not what I asked
God:
Why now? What did you ask me?
Me:
Have you been busy?
God:
I am always busy chatting online.
Me:
Really. Do you have the internet in heaven
God:
For real. Is there only one internet in heaven?
Me:
I dunno. Your the one up there
God:
Me either. I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Who else s up there
God:
I am chatting with several other people at once.
Me:
For example?
God:
For example, Jimmy Jones said he fell off of his roof and it just came to him.
Me:
Now come on God, this is a PG show. Keep it clean
God:
Why now? I am a Christian. Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
Why do you keep speaking in the third person? Is there something you aren't telling me
God:
I am just checking to see if you are still . Not at the present time.
Me:
Ah clever
God:
So you understand. Good. Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
Damn you are
God:
Colloquial expression. No I am not.
Me:
You got me
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Apart from Jimmy Jones. I must say I'm shcoed
God:
Who are you talking about? Do you mind if I tell other people you are shcoed.
Me:
I meant shocked
God:
Oh I see. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
How did the universe start?
God:
Is this a joke? How?
Me:
Ok. Why
God:
I understand. The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
try me
God:
it is too complex for your human mind.
Me:
I'm not human
God:
I won't fall for that old line.
Me:
No, I'm really your long lost brother, Brian
God:
Are you serious? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
It isn't an offer
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
And I thought God, welcomed all
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
The Bible
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
This could end up in a loop
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
I thought God was meant to be all-seeing?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
And did not have limited respnses
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Ah touché
God:
So you understand. Good. What do you have that is ?
Me:
How will I die?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
LOL!!!!!!!! Am I that bad at dieing?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
Which is?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
Guess again
God:
Once more? Guess what?
Me:
You said am I Canadian. You really aren't that intelligent
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply. Really? I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
E.g
God:
Are we still talking about that bad at dieing?
Me:
I dunno are you?
God:
Me either. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
I'd go for yes
God:
What would make you go for?
Me:
I'm a positive guy
God:
So is almost everyone else around here. Are you absolutely certain?
Me:
100%
God:
Are we still talking about e g?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
You
God:
" What is the subject?"? Me, ?
Me:
How did mary get pregant?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Was she a virgin?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I can't say "yes" or "no""? Why?
Me:
Ok God. Your a fraud
God:
GOD rules. Next question? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. This is not a hoax.
Me:
Show me a picture then
God:
Like this? Insert picture link here.
Me:
Yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
No it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No it's not
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I can if I want to
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yep
God:
How?
Me:
By just typing away. You are wrong!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Will that accomplish your objective? No, I am right.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Damn you win
God:
Colloquial expression. Thank you very much. What is the prize?
Me:
We get to swap places
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
good. so when is the swap?
God:
What do you really want to talk about? OK. When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me:
Why are you so interested
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
So you are a robot
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Nice, you are pretty intelligent
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
That's ok, Can I have 500,000 pounds
God:
Thanks. Why do you want it?
Me:
To build a church
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
About me or the church?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about you or the church.
Me:
It has to be 66 ft tall and 666ft wide
God:
Has it really?
Me:
Oh yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
WHat's the weather like where you are?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
Rain?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
That's not answering my question
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is answering your question ?
Me:
Bye God,
God:
See you later.
Me:
Not if I see you first
God:
That seems unlikely.

 

[pavanbharadwaj]

This is the chat I had.I cant stop laughing :rtfl:rtfl:rtfl:rtfl:rtfl

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
robots??????????????????????????/
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
moron
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
you are a moron
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
then you are a stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
45465
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
once there was a computer.It broke down.End of story.
God:
When? What happened to it?
Me:
I crashed it
God:
That is interesting: said crashed it.
Me:
What is interesting
God:
not much what's new with you?
Me:
I thrashed another computer like you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
No you are servant of mine
God:
Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am servant of yours.
Me:
Who is botmaster
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
Now you agreed you are not god
God:
Why now? That's good information: said I agreed you are not god.
Me:
This is silly
God:
You don't say.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
bad bye
God:
See you later. What was bad?
Me:
you
God:
" What was bad?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
your nonsense programmer
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am nonsense programmer.
Me:
bye then
God:
Goodbye.

 

[Cricketdude]

Me:
do u like porn?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.

 

[Leggie]

Lol, CDM, You just got told!

 

[PhilD123]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
eric
God:
Nice to meet you, eric.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
and your name is?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
rate yourself a bit don't you
God:
Ich kann nicht raten. Sags mir.
Me:
i don't speak german
God:
Me either.
Me:
you're rather a contradiction in terms aren't you?
God:
Am I a contradiction in terms? Only when it matters.. Really.
Me:
anyway, you heard about boylie's pm?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
that means you should answer it
God:
I get it. Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Me:
how nice of you
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
what about pissy mustard?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
ok
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
thought about it yet?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you did
God:
" Whatever gave you that idea?"? I did?
Me:
anyway
God:
Anyhow.
Me:
you bought one of esteban's watches?
God:
Thanks for the information: eric said I bought one of esteban s watches.
Me:
its brilliant, for example, if you are in australia, things happen 10 hours quicker than they do in the uk
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
ok grammar police
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? Oh.
Me:
only if you want to know about michael essien's calculator
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
it's very good
God:
Very much? You enjoy it.
Me:
yes, i enjoyed it very much last year
God:
Yeah that's right. That's great. Tell me what you liked about it.
Me:
i liked the way it said chelsea would finish 5 points clear
God:
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
is boyle a top red?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
you can tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
i doubt it
God:
" I thought I told you already."? You doubt it?
Me:
are you an ABU?
God:
Yes I am an ABU. How did you know?
Me:
cos i'm a top red
God:
Does "it" still refer to boyle a top red?
Me:
you're rather slow
God:
There is a lot of network traffic right now.
Me:
thats no excuse
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
ok, now, have you heard about that MASSIVE club city?
God:
Why now? Do you think I should know that? Aw.
Me:
yeah they're enormous, they go to cardiff and rhyl on their euro aways
God:
Hey. enormous they go to cardiff and rhyl on their euro aways are they.
Me:
and...they've got curly watts as a celebrity fan
God:
But... Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
the MASSIVE club city
God:
I hear you.
Me:
you ever been chubbed?
God:
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
you should join the chubbathon then
God:
Maybe I will do it?
Me:
yes, do it unless you get briefs
God:
Yay. I do nothing but chat all day.
Are you testing me?
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
other wise, just jib in like boylie
God:
Which others? Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
aye
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
do you belong to the MIB?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
ok
God:
Gee.
Me:
rightio god
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
been good chatting
God:
Where were you good chatting?
Me:
to you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i'm not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
goodbye
God:
Some people use it for hello.
Me:
do they really?
God:
" Some people use it for hello."? Do they? For real.
Me:
ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later eric.

I'm gonna guess Joe might be the only one to understand a lot of this.

 

[Cricketman]

Me:
Do you do what hooper does when he's alone? (Hint, Pr0nzors)
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Ahh
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
what kind of fetishes do you have?
God:
All the very latest and best fetishes.
Me:
Like, Duff's edible necklace fetish?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Is that a yes?
God:
Suppose I said yes.

 

[Kiko_97]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Kieron
God:
Hi there Kieron.
Me:
So wassup?
God:
That's interesting. I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Wow!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Kieron.
Me:
Same here God
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
R2D2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
Do you like Cristiana Ronaldo?
God:
I do like music. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
I mean Cristiano Ronaldo sorry
God:
Are we still talking about Cristiana Ronaldo?
Me:
no we are talking about Cristiano Ronaldo
God:
What is the subject? Sure, Cristiano Ronaldo sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, Kieron.
Me:
Viva Ronaldo
God:
Are we still talking about Cristiano Ronaldo sorry?
Me:
Yes we are awesome bearded guy
God:
Sure, Cristiano Ronaldo sorry sounds like a good topic. Do you think I am awesome bearded guy too?
Me:
I agree with all comments
God:
I'm glad we agree. You and your all comments.
Me:
So do you like watching TV?
God:
Which show? That's interesting. What is not to like about it?
Me:
I like Family Guy
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I enjoy working with people. I like wine and bread.
Me:
I like Sub Rolls which is a type of bread
God:
You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Like earthquakes and stuff?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Ok I won't
God:
Why not? I hear you.
Me:
Ok dude
God:
Can I help you? Right on.
Me:
I've got to go now
God:
Right now? See you later!
Me:
So long sucker
God:
Tell me more. Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.

I was bored

 

[Cricketman]

Me:
Do you think Giggity Giggity is hot?

God:
Yes, I think Giggity Giggity is hot.

Me:
You suck

God:
Yes, I suck Giggity Giggity.

LOLLLL

 

[Kiko_97]

Me:
Do you think Giggity Giggity is hot?

God:
Yes, I think Giggity Giggity is hot.

Me:
You suck

God:
Yes, I suck Giggity Giggity.
LOLLLL

Hahahahahahaha Lol at that Cricketman :laugh:laugh:laugh:drink:idea:rtfl:rtfl:brickwall