Highlander999
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Women are my world 
Can't remember who said that 
Can't remember who said that 
Interview Thread February/March 2010 Dutchad-Questions
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BKB1991
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What is your dearest ambition?
King Pietersen
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Right, you're just wandering about one day when suddenly a masked gunman abducts you, you then wake up, your blindfold taken off and you're in a room with 2 men. The gunman holds his gun to your head and gives you a choice. Your first option is to go off with the other man, Graeme. He's a lovely little fella, nice shaven bald head, nice little Ben Sherman pink shirt, he works for an advertising company in Brighton, drives a sports car, and he loves you dearly.
You then have to live out the life of an outwardly gay man, spending the rest of your days with Graeme. Doing all the activity in the bedroom, going to the bars with him at 3 in the morning, cutting the back out of your leather pants out, just generally being affectionate towards eachother. You end up consummating your relationship with Graeme by getting married. At the end of the service the Vicar then decides to do what they used to do in 'olden times' but instead of saying "you may kiss the bride" he says "you may knob lovely Graeme", and this knobbing happens in-front of half of Brighton.
This may not sound like a fantastic option, and you may be thinking immediately that you'll go for the 2nd one. But, the 2nd option is that your close family and friends are killed, and you then have to live out the rest of your life with a monkey. Living in a tree, with a monkey, eating bananas, other fruit and nuts and just living your life all alone with the monkey.
Your choice. Graeme or Bobo?
You then have to live out the life of an outwardly gay man, spending the rest of your days with Graeme. Doing all the activity in the bedroom, going to the bars with him at 3 in the morning, cutting the back out of your leather pants out, just generally being affectionate towards eachother. You end up consummating your relationship with Graeme by getting married. At the end of the service the Vicar then decides to do what they used to do in 'olden times' but instead of saying "you may kiss the bride" he says "you may knob lovely Graeme", and this knobbing happens in-front of half of Brighton.
This may not sound like a fantastic option, and you may be thinking immediately that you'll go for the 2nd one. But, the 2nd option is that your close family and friends are killed, and you then have to live out the rest of your life with a monkey. Living in a tree, with a monkey, eating bananas, other fruit and nuts and just living your life all alone with the monkey.
Your choice. Graeme or Bobo?
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I believe dutchad is a man with good head on shoulders so, this is a serious question..
If you were to give a student who is about to pass out of university one advice, what would it be? (i expect something for 'how to approach life' and such stuff)
Just wish to see the mature side of dutch
If you were to give a student who is about to pass out of university one advice, what would it be? (i expect something for 'how to approach life' and such stuff)
Just wish to see the mature side of dutch
Cricketdude
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Answer my rhetorical questions...
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Highlander999
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As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven cats
Each cat had seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?
I met a man with seven wives
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven cats
Each cat had seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?
ste_mc_efc
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Just one, at least for definite.
Tom was going to St. Ives. The man he met could have been going to or from anyway, it isn't specified. Nor is it mentioned if the wives are even with the man when he met him. I find it unlikely they were as who could put up with the nagging of 7 wives simultaneously?
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pcfan123
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Mormons?
Yea, the answer is 1. Nice job ruining it for Dutchad
My reasoning was the same as yours. Tom's the one going to St. Ives, he just ran across those 7 women on the way there. Nothing suggests they're going to St. Ives too.
Even then though, 1 man + 7*7*7*7 is 2402, not 2401.
My reasoning was the same as yours. Tom's the one going to St. Ives, he just ran across those 7 women on the way there. Nothing suggests they're going to St. Ives too.
Even then though, 1 man + 7*7*7*7 is 2402, not 2401.
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Dutch
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Yea, the answer is 1. Nice job ruining it for Dutchad
My reasoning was the same as yours. Tom's the one going to St. Ives, he just ran across those 7 women on the way there. Nothing suggests they're going to St. Ives too.
Even then though, 1 man + 7*7*7*7 is 2402, not 2401.
Yeah, and what about Saint Ives????Doesn't he count!???
blake
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Would you rather feel an incredible pain for 24 hours that is so bad that it makes you scream, or a little nagging pain for your entire lifetime, that isn't bad but it is still always noticeable?
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