Laziest thing you've ever done

[nightprowler10]

Well I was cleaning out the back up fridge in the basement that I've been meaning to clean for the past few months and I realized what a lazy [expletives] I am. This certainly goes down as one of the laziest things I've ever done. What's yours?

P.S: To emphasize why this prompted me to start a thread, the following picture is of something that used to be some sort of a vegetable I bought from the local grocery store.

 

[Hooper]

Yuck.

Iam lazy all the time. If Iam lying down in bed and I can't be stuffed getting myself a drink I will shout out to my sister to get me one (Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt).

 

[Deleted member 11215]

I once text my mum to bring me a drink upstairs as i couldnt be bothered to get one from downstairs...

 

[Highlander999]

Pay someone else to do my homework

 

[Leggie]

when i was in a cricket match. i was fielding at fine leg and the ball came near to me (about 2 metres away) and i couldnt be bothered to get it so i waited for square leg to get, gosh i got some stick in the pavillion after..

well i was ticked off a bit because catches were dropped twice of my bowling....




...and they were dollies.

 

[nightprowler10]

You kids call that being lazy? You all have a lot to learn, except maybe duded64, he seems to be on the right path. And leggie, that's not laziness, that's just pouting!

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Got my cat to lick up some coke I spilt, when I was holding a mop at the time.

 

[evertonfan]

Plenty of times i've eaten the last bag of crisps out of a multipack but still left the empty multipack bag in the cupboard.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Matt, that's not lazy that's perfectly normal.

 

[CortezTheKiller]

When I was a student I used to sometimes pee in a jar & chuck it onto next door's garden 'cos I couldn't be bothered to walk downstairs to the loo.

 

[Will_NA]

I used to pee in the bin as I couldn't be bothered to walk upstairs.

I left my iPod at school over the holidays as I couldn't be assed to go and retrieve it.

I sometimes shout to my brother downstairs to switch off my bedroom light just feet away from me.

 

[nightprowler10]

I sometimes shout to my brother downstairs to switch off my bedroom light just feet away from me.

That sounds like my dad actually.

 

[iloveireland]

The laziest thing I have ever done was ask my brother to change the channel on the TV while I was holding the remote.

 

[Simbazz]

Probably mine would be sleeping for two days, in all fairness id been camping for 5 days and not slept at all.

As far as a lazy act, i reckon it'd have the be the old, MOM, get me a drink, once or twice that worked, the rest i got a two word answered, the word im allowed to say is; off. Guess the first one

 

[kookaburra69]

Buzz?