Lockdown tournament (SEASON 2 - Updates in first post)

[Short Leg Cricket]

Management staff when they see their our 3 Australians in the squad and no Kiwis

 

[beechcroft]

The team owner after hearing we got RTD

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"It's the greatest team in the history of.... what's this game called?. We have tremendous players. We're going to win so much, you'll be sick of winning."

 

[blockerdave]

"It's the greatest team in the history of.... what's this game called?. We have tremendous players. We're going to win so much, you'll be sick of winning."

when they lose...

“there’s this invisible enemy... it’s called ‘swing’... we got the best people, terrific people, they’re looking to it, it’s invisible, they’re very smart”

 

[Deleted member 193590]

"It's the greatest team in the history of.... what's this game called?. We have tremendous players. We're going to win so much, you'll be sick of winning."

We did some great signings,fantastic signings I think you'll love them in fact I know you'll love them.I made them them all on the beautiful great resolute desk,the best desk in the world

 

[beechcroft]

when they lose...

“there’s this invisible enemy... it’s called ‘swing’... we got the best people, terrific people, they’re looking to it, it’s invisible, they’re very smart”

and he'll blame the Lamestream Media. It was rigged. They didn't score more than us. That's fake news, and anyway most of their players were illegal immigrants.

 

[wasteyouryouth]

At headquarters we've had some chicken, potato wedges, a Magnum, a cuppa and we're ready for the spin section.

First up those spinners who received one bid. And I almost feel like we're back to the very first batsman section with this...

@Chris Swift up first, with a discount purchase and his

Spoiler: fourth associate player

@sonimrajk has picked up a discount of his own, not a bad price for a guy who has played

Spoiler: international cricket for two countries

The T20 expert himself, @blockerdave, has picked up a double.

Spoiler: tw spinners without reply

@beechcroft has added another England international.

Spoiler: Not the most expensive English spinner

@GuyIncognito picking up a rather poorly playfaced international.

Spoiler: Hopefully he'll bowl better than he looks

@passwordistaco has been quiet with his signings so far, but he's back on the board with

Spoiler: a big name spinner

@NePtuNe Gaming might feel bad about adding what might be seen as a test specialist, but he will not feel too badly when he's

Spoiler: only spent W$T 73

@Mouseydread is at again, not only picking up another West Indian but also another big time

Spoiler: T20 star without anyone noticing.

BACK on the board for the first time since the first section. @ahmedleo414 has quite possibly got

Spoiler: another decent bargain.

For anyone worried about how they've spent their money. Fear not. There is a maverick doing things maverickally. He might never have played a T20 match in his career but that hasn't stopped @Dutch going all in and making him the most expensive spinner in the auction.

Spoiler: Perhaps he should've gone to Specsavers

 

[ahmedleo414]

Yay... Kohli was starting to get lonely

 

[wasteyouryouth]

We've got another update from Alastair Cook of the Lucky Lockdown Lunatics

Spoiler: Live footage

 

[beechcroft]

I hope Leach has been bulk-buying the glass cleaner. He's going to need it.

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Spinners who have recieved two bids.

@gillyboy04 has not registered a winning bid since the first round but he's got two in this round. He beat @Bigby Wolf AND @DalePlaysCricket, respectively, by just W$T1 for these two.

Spoiler: A left and a righty

@DalePlaysCricket might have missed out on Lamichhane but he's beaten @sonimrajk (85) for the services of one of our veterans.

Spoiler: He could probably use a face lift though.

I think this is the second tie-breaker that @Short Leg Cricket has won. @mohsin7827 missing out this time.

Spoiler: The early bird catches the worm

 

[Dutch]

For anyone worried about how they've spent their money. Fear not. There is a maverick doing things maverickally. He might never have played a T20 match in his career but that hasn't stopped @Dutch going all in and making him the most expensive spinner in the auction.

Well I have heard that Jack can polish them off nicely so yeah.




By the way I have managed to fuse Jack Leach and Ben Stokes together to make an awesome fighting unit:

 

[Short Leg Cricket]

Spinners who have recieved two bids.

@gillyboy04 has not registered a winning bid since the first round but he's got two in this round. He beat @Bigby Wolf AND @DalePlaysCricket, respectively, by just W$T1 for these two.

Spoiler: A left and a righty

@DalePlaysCricket might have missed out on Lamichhane but he's beaten @sonimrajk (85) for the services of one of our veterans.

Spoiler: He could probably use a face lift though.

I think this is the second tie-breaker that @Short Leg Cricket has won. @mohsin7827 missing out this time.

Spoiler: The early bird catches the worm

Yes it is - the Good Friday planning or lack of it paying off at the moment!

 

[Dutch]

"The twat paid how much for me?"

 

[Ed Smith]

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In the words of Connor McGregor, who the f is that guy

 

[Deleted member 193590]

In the words of Connor McGregor, who the f is that guy [/QUOTE]