Lockdown tournament (SEASON 2 - Updates in first post)

[Dutch]

I know that. What are you on about, bro?

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Just drink bleach and it all be fine!

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Just drink bleach and it all be fine!

After I've exposed my lungs to a sunbed.

 

[Dutch]

Ah my bad I though it was the list of stadiums and their appropriate teams.
In my defense I am a twat.

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Ah my bad I though it was the list of stadiums and their appropriate teams.
In my defense I am a twat.

 

[Dutch]

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Listen I do not base any decisions or statements on facts! I am not a doctor but I have a you know a (points to arse) ......

 

[Dutch]

Slightly off topic but Trump is actually mad! Injecting the body with bleach or subjecting vital organs with high concentrations of UV light. The man is an utter utter arse.

At a press conference! In the White House!

Why didnt one of the medical experts present rush in to say “eh don’t do that: yes you will be free of any discomfort from the virus but only because you will be dead”

Having said that Trump would fit perfectly in my team at number three.

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Right. I've done teamsheets for everyone, I will be sharing those today.

You will be able to select players for each match on your teamsheet. When you do this is up to you, but I'd recommend doing it before the day of the game (or no later than a hour before start). If you don't update for a match I'll just use the line up from the last game.

If you are at home you can set the conditions for the pitch. If you can, share that information in this thread in advance, so that other people will know what to expect. I'll take request from people if they want to know what conditions the opposition are serving up. If you don't choose anything I'll use the default settings for the ground.

I've put the above in the first post under team selections.

I was tempted to add a rule that all players in a squad have to play at least one match in the group stage but I can't be bothered keeping track. I would encourage it, in the spirit of memes and bantz, but it is not essential.

Any queries let me know.

Feel free to share your teams in this thread and create an atmosphere of friendly rivalry and nobody try to inject themselves with Dettol.

 

[Dutch]

[QUOTE="wasteyouryouth,]

Feel free to share your teams in this thread and create an atmosphere of friendly rivalry and nobody try to inject themselves with Dettol.[/QUOTE]
But Mr Trump said so!

 

[Dutch]

It being Dettol I just used a rusty syringe I found in the park....did leave it the sun a bit though.

 

[wasteyouryouth]

[QUOTE="wasteyouryouth,]

Feel free to share your teams in this thread and create an atmosphere of friendly rivalry and nobody try to inject themselves with Dettol.

But Mr Trump said so![/QUOTE]
Social distancing = communism

 

[Wavelberry]

I can't even remember who I signed so look forward to getting ma team sheet...

 

[Deleted member 193590]

Surely this has to be my team sponsor

[DOUBLEPOST=1587717135][/DOUBLEPOST]No American stadiums,so I'll take a west Indian ground if there's any available.

 

[GuyIncognito]

Given my recent unpleasantness with the game, I feel this logo is fitting for me, if we're doing team logos. Don't want to put to much strain on @wasteyouryouth. Already done a mammoth job thus far.

 

[GuyIncognito]

12 Fine Legs Ground Conditions:

Type: Standard.
Hardness: Hard.
Cracks: Light.
Pitch Age: Day 2.

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Team sheets should be shared now.